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Song Parodies -> "Hey, Hey We're The Hazmats"

Original Song Title:

"Hey, Hey We're The Monkees"

Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"Hey, Hey We're The Hazmats"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

If the TV show "The Monkees" were released today, this would be the theme song.
Here we come
Covered from head to boots
To reopen the country
In our protective suits

Hey, Hey we're The Hazmats
And people say there's hazards around
But we're too busy avoiding
The second Covid-19 round

We go wherever we want to
That's not the best thing it's true
Nobody knows what we look like
As we're in our Birthday suits

Hey, Hey we're the Hazmats
And people say this bug is insane
Not enough time for solutions
But enough time to pass out the blame

We're just learning the new norm
So we can go to work and play
We're the flu generation
And every morning Groundhog Day

Any time
They say it will pass
But we don't trust them
And they can kiss our ass

Hey, Hey we're The Hazmats
Four lads just out of our teens
Escaping from self-isolation
And the state wide quarantine

What, one time

Hey, Hey we're The Hazmats
Just trying to get through this mess
We're not sure about our future
Cause none of us can get a test

We're just waiting for answers
Before we all face our doom
And if you all want to join us
Just give us a call and we'll Zoom

Hey, Hey we're The Hazmats
Hey, Hey we're The Hazmats

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