I’ve got a friend named Jess, and he’s so stressed he’s ‘bout to tear his hair
My sis Marie says OMG, she’s gained five pounds in derriere
Another Facebook browsing Sunday – status lines from everywhere
People complain, but there’s no context clues as to whether I should care

The lawyer posts a precis of a piece found on Salon-dot-com
And one poor sap has run an app that says her life is nearly gone
Another Facebook browsing Sunday, here in social-network land
Invitations come from fifteen groups, to join or just be a fan

Classmates from long ago, and folks I barely know
Want me to chat or just say hi
They talk of aches and pains, or prowess at online games
Sometimes it seems like TMI

Roll out of bed, fire up the laptop and get asked what’s on my mind
Play Candy Crush, send me a plant, come take this quiz, see what you find
Another Facebook browsing Sunday – comments come from everywhere
Another Facebook browsing Sunday, here in social-network land

Another Facebook browsing Sunday
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