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Song Parodies -> "Diplomatic Genius"

Original Song Title:

"Daydream Believer"

Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"Diplomatic Genius"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

OK, so you have to take a certain liberty with the title to get the extra couple of syllables in, but if you sing the "Dip-" bit on the beat before (the pause before the "Day"), and "Genius" as two syllables "Gene-yus", it works. Inspired by the "David Cameron: Diplomatic Genius" thread on the BadScience forums.

Ain't ya gotta love the way
David Cameron seems to say
Exactly the wrong thing, every day
It ain't just 'cause he's a toff
That he pisses people off
Mouthing little Englander cliché, hey hey

Cheer up, David C
Why can't people see, you're a
Diplomatic Genius
Not a see you en tee

Not saying that he
Is scared of U.K.I.P
Just sayin' that's how it seems to me
As he awaits an exodus
Of the Euro-septic pus
Mass defections of back-bench MPs

Shut up, David C
Well, obviously, you're no
Diplomatic Genius
You're a see you en tee

**** off, David C
Everyone can see, you're no
Diplomatic Genius
You're a see you en tee

[repeat, until he finally gets the message & fades into welcome oblivion]

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 13

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Jonathan - June 06, 2014 - Report this comment
see you en tee? "blushes" ...oh my 5's
billoc - June 07, 2014 - Report this comment
"see you en tee" are you aware of what that sounds like? Of course you are -- I liked it!
Michael Pacholek - June 21, 2014 - Report this comment
If he loves austerity so much, let's see HIM try living on it.

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