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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Pee Green"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Free"

Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Pee Green"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Oliver Clozoff

The Lyrics

When shortening Saint Patrick's Day, the correct spelling is Saint Paddy's, not Saint Patty's. Unless you want to start a bar fight with a bunch of drunk Irishmen.
I wanna pee green
Like a river flowing from me
Like an overflowing levee
I'll now unzip my fly, see, and go pee
Then drip-dry

I wanna pee green,
Don't say you've never, on Saint Paddy's
Had green beer in Cincinnati's
Irish bars like maybe Molly's, or Crowley's,

I wanna chug a few
Not too much (I'll spew)
Then, in the men's room
Pee a bright green plume
And my next B.M. --
Tomorrow a.m. --
Will be green too!

I wanna pee green,
Like a pitcher of lime kool-aid
But not poured; out of my tool, sprayed
Hope you don't think I've a fool made --
Hey barmaid, another round!

I wanna pee green
I wanna pee green
I wanna pee green
Copyright (C) 2013 by Dr. Oliver Clozoff. All rights reserved.

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Patrick - June 05, 2013 - Report this comment
The Monkees "Headquarters" LP was one of the first records I ever bought when I began collecting. Unfortunately, I'm one Irishman who can't drink beer of any color. But, I admire your ambition. Just keep it behind closed doors and indulge for your eyes only.

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