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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not Justin Bieber"

Original Song Title:

"Daydream Believer"

Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not Justin Bieber"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Looks like having youthful looks isn't always that great! Original song-
It’s warm outside, schoolbell rings
I see the girl of my dreams
When she walks past, wind blows and angels sing
Asked her out, my surprise-
She said yes, it blew my mind
She cuts “my” pictures from magazines

The Homecoming Queen
Thinks I’m very sweet!
She thinks I’m Justin Bieber
I have the same physique

Now I have to sing
All of his songs perfectly
But it keeps her happy, don’t you see?
Can’t do that peace sign once again…
She cuts my bangs, she won’t rest
She keeps me in her room, won’t let me leave

“Mom, dad, come with me-
someone you should meet!
His name is Justin Bieber
And he’s so sweet to me.”

Someone please help me!
Huge mistake, you see
Cause I’m not Justin Bieber
But she won’t believe me

Help! My name is Steve!
Kidnapped by some teen!
She thinks I’m Justin Bieber
But she won’t believe me

Someone please help me!
Huge mistake, you see
Cause I’m not Justin Bieber
But she won’t believe me

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Matthias - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
That is one messed up teenager. Simply for the fact that she's obsessed with Justin Bieber.
Michael Pacholek - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Who is this Justin Bieber everyone keeps talking about? Oh, that little girl from Canada who can't produce a sentence without, like, making the word "like" every, like, fourth word?
Patrick - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Michael, I guess we're just too old. Saw the ad for the Monkees "Headquarters" LP. I remember the fellow at the used record story thinking it was peculiar that I bought that album along with a Black Watch bagpipe LP. Best Monkee's song "Shades of Grey".
Old Man Ribber - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Hey Abbott! Coming to cable T.V. any day now..."Leave It To Bieber". Fun parody once again, and be thankful WE aren't Justin Bieber. ;D
Abbott Skelding - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Actually OMR, I was inspired for this parody because my hair was referred to as "Bieber-esque" a week, be thankful YOU don't look like Justin Bieber haha
Matthias - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Its kind of ironic that the Monkees too have Justin Bieber-like hairstyles. Just look at the LPs to the left of the page.
Michael Pacholek - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Not only that, Matthias, but Davy Jones danced like Axl Rose in his fruity Sixties clothes. Don't believe me? Check out the "Literal Video!"
Viva Rock'n'Roll! - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
At least the Monkees, the Beatles, the Ramones and others who've worn their hair that way (sort of) have some musical talent to top it off. Ever hear Justin Bieber? AAAAHHHHHH-HHHH!
Blaydeman - March 09, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Clever take Abbott! Liked it a lot!
SamuraiMaster - March 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well if your GF is that obsessive and does think you're Beiber, you'd best stay away from me, or I might accidentally beat the crap out of you. ;)
Wild Child JIN - March 11, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM: Sometimes even Justin Bieber makes a "monkey" of himself ;-D Excellent and well done! 555! :-)
Below Average Dave - March 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Original is a classic, but on this one I wish it had been longer, because this idea was very well executed. Very fun idea to this one Abbott, hysterical imagery, anyone want a good reason not to imitate a pop star, here you go. . .oh and to the title you came up with, thank God, you would annoy the heck out of me if you were
bobpiecheese - March 29, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) In all honesty, I don't think Bieber is THAT bad as an artist, it's his fanbase that irritates me. That said, interesting idea for a parody, wish it could've been based on a longer OS (maybe even a Bieber song, that would've been some kind of irony), but it was still very good. 555 for you!
Glen S - February 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Very funny idea here. 'HELP MY NAME IS STEVE' stood out to me.
Christie Marie M - March 03, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) This looks like something out of Stephen King's "Misery", such as a twisted fan keeping her favorite author in her house, like that twisted teenage girl thinking he's Justin Bieber imprisoned in her house. Wouldn't be surprised if she's Selena Gomez! That obsessed fan is sure "one less lonely girl!" LOL!! Another embarrassment situation for this topic. It's scary! 'Baby, baby, baby', she sure just needs 'somebody to love' and she will 'never say never' to releasing a blond heartthrob, and she'll "never let him go" until he performs a private concert for her! Well never let 3 sets of 5's go! Yeah, being Justin Bieber can bring bad luck...
Porfle Popnecker - March 10, 2012 - Report this comment
Funny parody. I used to fantasize about something like this happening to me!
bobpiecheese - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) See above!
Arwen - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Ages...Love of my all time favorite OS's...kind of tender now that Davy Jones is gone....but this made me laugh. Nice!
Blaydeman - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) See Above ^^^
Agrimorfee - January 07, 2015 - Report this comment
This parody still hasn't lost its charm or wit, the Biebs still brings the news.
Max Power - January 08, 2015 - Report this comment
It gets worse, soon a stampede runs after the protagonist thinking that he is Bieber. Then the TMZ shows up...
Blaydeman - January 12, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This parody is as relevant as ever. Bieber has somehow found a way to stay in the public eye with his stupid antics and continual barrage of controversies. It's even more of an insult to be mistaken for Justin Bieber now than it was when you wrote this! Added points for being so prophetic.
bobpiecheese - January 13, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above...again!

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