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Song Parodies -> "Jihad Believer"

Original Song Title:

"Daydream Believer"

Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"Jihad Believer"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I hope this parody doesn't bomb.
Oh, here I am on a plane
With my underwear aflame
The things I do for Allah are insane
But I'm stopped. That's too bad
All the fun I could have had
I cannot greet my virgins, and that's lame

There's no in-between
I'm a guy who's mean
I'm a Jihad believer
and an Al Queida queen

When my BVDs
Started smoking in mid-air
I was just as happy as could be
Although I got a major rash
Wish I'd got that plane to crash
'Cause death and mayhem's all I really need

In my robes I preen
My faith is obscene
I'm a Jihad believer
and an Al Queida queen

Brain is a pea bean
Yemenite has-been
I'm a Jihad believer
and an Al Queida queen...
Parody by Mason "takin' it to Detroit" Resnick

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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AFW - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Like a hard boiled egg..politically cracked..and well done
Old Man Ribber - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
He must feel like Juzo Harutaka...the last living and most unsuccessful kamikaze pilot. ;D
NorCalDiva - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
what a concept : a Torched Crotch, sir ! ! . . PS: how' are the mice ? ? did they dry, yet ?
Kristof Robertson - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow! Talk about synchronicity between our parodies today, Mason! Those virgins have a LOT to answer for. 555
Below Average Dave - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
How Ironic that you and King of Parody Kristof came up with similar topics to songs that really weren't separated by all that many years. Pacing was great, a very deserving target in Al Qaeda, and like with Kristof, great song choice--very fun.
Michael Pacholek - January 14, 2010 - Report this comment
This is another one of those OSes that demands parodies, and this is another good one. I don't know if this thought's occurred to anyone else, but why should we believe a word he says about his al-Qaeda links? Because, literally, his pants were on fire!
MasonR - January 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, Old Man, NorCalDiva (the mice are well-laundered, BTW), Kristof (even more bizarre is that this is the first parody I've posted here in months!), Below Average Dave and my neighbor-across-the-Raritan Michael!

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