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Song Parodies -> "Take Me Fast, Brainy Martian"

Original Song Title:

"Take The Last Train To Clarksville"

Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"Take Me Fast, Brainy Martian"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

take me fast, brainy martian
for a meaningful vacation
you have IQs of 430
i could use the stimulation
earth's too slow...so much you know...i'd like to know

let's be leaving in the morning
yes, i must breathe oxygen
when we take that flight together
or i'm sure to bake my brains
and that would blow...but i must go...i'd love it so
and i don't care if i'm ever coming home

take me fast, brainy martian
let me come to your abode
i'm so bored stuck here in boise, in the state of idaho
that much i know
my chains, i'll throw
and i can grow
and i don't care if i'm ever coming home

take me fast, brainy martian
take me fast, brainy martian
take me fast, brainy martian


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Tommy Turtle - January 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Much, much better than the stupid OS. Another LOL twist. 555
AFW - January 27, 2009 - Report this comment
I was in Mars last thursday...funny I didn't run into you...oh...I was in Mars, Pa. very offbeat, here
John Jenkins - January 27, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody is out of this world. Boise residents might not appreciate it, but I do.
2Eagle - January 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Another good updating of an old song.
alvin - January 28, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks TT...thanks AFW...lol.....thanks john...i used to have this friend who lived in boise and she always tried to convince me that it was the greatest place to live in the US....thanks 2eagle
NorCALVotrix - January 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, Sir Alvin, my nephew just received his acceptance letter from Idaho State at Boise ! ! ? ? !
alvin - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks NorCALvotrix...tell him to dress warm
Christie Marie M - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment
I definitely echo John Jenkins' comment! This song is sooooooo cosmic it really takes me away anywhere! Also makes me wish I had my own "brainy Martian" just like the man had in the classic TV series "My Favorite Martian" that I could befriend and play with. Anyways, great parody you wrote.
alvin - January 30, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks christie,,,,glad ya enjoyed

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