Song Parodies -> I'm A Bulimic

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Believer"

Original Performer:

The Monkees

  
Parody Song Title:

"I'm A Bulimic"

Parody Written by:

Deadgirl667

This is not intended to poke fun at anyone or anything, because bulimic is a serious thing, but this popped into my head the other night and I thought it was pretty funny. I did my best to keep with the timing and such of the original Enjoy :)
I started off using only diet pills
Never worked quite well enough for me
Oh, Lunch was out to get me
That’s the way it seemed
The weight on the scale haunted all my dreams


Then I stuffed my face, Now I’m a bulimic
Why should I face that I’m out of my mind
Can’t eat lunch, no, I’m a bulimic
I couldn’t eat lunch if I tried

I thought weight was more or less a given thing
Seems the more I ate, the less I lost
What’s the use in jogging
All you get is strains
When I wanted size two, I got eight

Then I stuffed my face, now I’m a bulimic
Why should I face, that I’m out of my mind
Can’t eat lunch, no, I’m a bulimic
I couldn’t eat lunch if I tried
I've submitted other parodies here in the past, but not under this name. they weren't that good anyway haha, this is copyright to me, Brittany Bell, so don't steal or I'll find you and pelt you with red hot french fries. www.myspace.com/shejustbitesthings if you want to know about me and all that.
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