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Song Parodies -> "I'm A Bee Leaver"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Believer"

Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"I'm A Bee Leaver"

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The Lyrics

My nose rule is
To keep it to myself
Never stick it where it don't belong
Layback, not aggresive,
Outdoors, I'm an elf
Always ready to retreat real strong

When I hear a buzz,
Hey, I'm a bee leaver!
"Let's go feet" it signals my mind
See some fuzz,
I'm a bee leaver!
That's how I save my old behind

Insects have the right
To fly in their domain
The good Lord made them as well as me
If they invade my space
They're welcome to remain
But their pin cushion I ain't gonna' be

When weather gets warm
I am a bee leaver!
Hornets, wasps, or bumble, all types
See a swarm, I'm a bee leaver!
Venom in denim gives me gripes..

Venom in denim gives me gripes..

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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alvin - May 12, 2008 - Report this comment
left me buzzing with laughter...especially liked the pin cishion line
littleBEEcakes - May 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, this was cute and beelightful ! Loved the line: "Venom in the denim".
AFW - May 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin for vote and comment, and thanks Beecakes..for your comment
MasonR - May 12, 2008 - Report this comment
The best parody hI've read all day!
MrMacphisto - May 12, 2008 - Report this comment
I can definitely relate... I hate bees... 5-5-5
AFW - May 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you, MasonR, good pun, there...and thank you, MrMac
John Jenkins - May 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Good stuff, especially the "strong retreat" oxymoron.
AFW - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, John
littleBUZZcakes - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, I had to 'buzz' over to see this again . . . I just love Bees, and they're out in full force right now, wearing those fuzzy vests & heavy with honey !
PMS - May 15, 2008 - Report this comment
You be so funny
AFW - May 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, I just thank ya' a whole dang lot, LBC, and thank ya' too, PMS

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