Song Parodies -> I'm A Bee Leaver
| Original Song Title: | "I'm A Believer" |
| Original Performer: | The Monkees |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'm A Bee Leaver" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
My nose rule is
To keep it to myself
Never stick it where it don't belong
Layback, not aggresive,
Outdoors, I'm an elf
Always ready to retreat real strong
When I hear a buzz,
Hey, I'm a bee leaver!
"Let's go feet" it signals my mind
See some fuzz,
I'm a bee leaver!
That's how I save my old behind
Insects have the right
To fly in their domain
The good Lord made them as well as me
If they invade my space
They're welcome to remain
But their pin cushion I ain't gonna' be
When weather gets warm
I am a bee leaver!
Hornets, wasps, or bumble, all types
See a swarm, I'm a bee leaver!
Venom in denim gives me gripes..
Venom in denim gives me gripes..
To keep it to myself
Never stick it where it don't belong
Layback, not aggresive,
Outdoors, I'm an elf
Always ready to retreat real strong
When I hear a buzz,
Hey, I'm a bee leaver!
"Let's go feet" it signals my mind
See some fuzz,
I'm a bee leaver!
That's how I save my old behind
Insects have the right
To fly in their domain
The good Lord made them as well as me
If they invade my space
They're welcome to remain
But their pin cushion I ain't gonna' be
When weather gets warm
I am a bee leaver!
Hornets, wasps, or bumble, all types
See a swarm, I'm a bee leaver!
Venom in denim gives me gripes..
Venom in denim gives me gripes..
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left me buzzing with laughter...especially liked the pin cishion line
Sir, this was cute and beelightful ! Loved the line: "Venom in the denim".
Thanks, alvin for vote and comment, and thanks Beecakes..for your comment
The best parody hI've read all day!
I can definitely relate... I hate bees... 5-5-5
Thank you, MasonR, good pun, there...and thank you, MrMac
Good stuff, especially the "strong retreat" oxymoron.
Thanks, John
Sir, I had to 'buzz' over to see this again . . . I just love Bees, and they're out in full force right now, wearing those fuzzy vests & heavy with honey !
You be so funny
Well, I just thank ya' a whole dang lot, LBC, and thank ya' too, PMS
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