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Song Parodies -> "Dictator"

Original Song Title:

"Cab Driver"

Original Performer:

The Mills Brothers

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

Dennis Rodman (yes, THAT Dennis Rodman) has now joined former presidents Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton as a "personal envoy" to North Korea. If anything, Rodman's gushing personal description of Kim Jung Un went beyond even Carter's description of the outlaw nation as being just like the Wal-Mart in Americus Georgia. As for the original song, the fourth verse is more free-form and less structured due to the (most enjoyable) style of Harry Mills. ;D

Dictator, you're my new best friend.
I know on your word I can depend.
You to the U.S. I'll commend.
Dictator, let's both play pretend.

Dictator, you are one "great guy",
'Though with U.N. rules you don't comply.
I hope that you won't jail me as a spy.
Dictator, I know you won't lie.

Dictator, "don't want to do war",
(We're dubious, yes we're dubious)
That's a thing we've heard you say before.
(Lugubrious, words lugubrious)
Although death to the U.S. your folks swore.
(Vesuvius, think Vesuvius!)
Dictator, I'll be back for more.
(I'll do, yes I'll do, yes I'll do)

Dictator, all of your ruthless brutal tricks,
(Injurious, so injurious)
I'll just put them down as normal politics.
(Too furious, way too furious)
We'll get season tickets for the New York Knicks.
(So curious, oh so curious)
Dictator, your rep I will fix.
(For you, just for you, just for you)

Dictator, I'm now your greatest fan.
So test your nukes and help to arm Iran.
I'll get the Prez to assist you in your plan.
Dictator, I'm sayin' you're the man!

Dictator, I'll help you if I can.
Dictator, let's both go nuke Japan!

A question: Who in the government gave him a travel visa? I can see what is coming. Rodman and Kim will be special guests at the White House where all attending (including the President and First Lady) will get down to the latest dance craze...Pyongyang-nam Style! ;D

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Onslaught - March 05, 2013 - Report this comment
A good take on the subject, and very brave of you to climb inside the "Worms" head to give us his perspective.
Dave W. - March 05, 2013 - Report this comment
How bizzare. Perfect example how odballs attract to each other...Dance video would go viral.......Cabby, drop me off at the tri - intersection of Ugly, Crazy and Dangerous..I'm late for one hell of a party....
John Barry - March 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Great rhyming, Dear Parodist.
AFW - March 05, 2013 - Report this comment
I agree, he's a Dick-tator
Rob Arndt - March 05, 2013 - Report this comment
I bet Kim Jung Un would like to reduce his crude nuclear warheads down to the size of a basketball! 555!

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