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Song Parodies -> "Shag Her Time"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The McGuire Sisters

Parody Song Title:

"Shag Her Time"

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The Lyrics


Shag her in the mornin'
Shag her in the evenin'
Shag her at suppertime
Grab your babe and shag her,
And love her all the time

Try a little whip cream,
Try a little dip cream
Ice cubes can be divine
Be a bit erotic,
The same old stuff's a crime

Try it on the table,
Give a lazy susan shove
She'll be yours forever
With a kinkier love..

Shag her in the mornin'
Shag her in the evenin'
Shag her at suppertime
Grab your little sugar,
And shag her all the time

Well, well

Shag her in the basement,
Shag her in the attic
Toast her nude with champagne wine
Shag her in the hot tub,
On watermelon's fine..

Go out in the garden
Lie in between the rows
Next to those cucumbers
Maybe pick one, who knows...

Shag her in the mornin'
Shag her in the evenin'
Shag her at suppertime
Grab your cube a' sugar
And shag her (shag her)
All, (all, all, all)
The time......

Shag her time,
Shag her time,

Shag her time....

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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alvin - July 21, 2008 - Report this comment
i'm picturing a foursome with me and the maguire sisters
Com-MEN-tatrix - July 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, ~Duke o'Shag~, Lord o' Lusty Edge, This is too funnny, sir ! I'll never think of this old song in the same way again, ever !! FavLine: " lie in between the rows - pick a cucumber - who knows " ! I can actually visualize this Zany scene of ~Shaggery~
AFW - July 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...and LCC

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