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Song Parodies -> "No Money From Wesley"

Original Song Title:

"Too Many Fish In The Sea"

Original Performer:

The Marvellettes

Parody Song Title:

"No Money From Wesley"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

persevere, girls
take my advice and remember tax is for life.

and so to start 6 years in fall
now you have the choice hand over all
cause we all gotta do returns
i said lie sometimes
but you didn't bother
i - r - s ing forever
(because there's no money from wesley)
(no money from wesley)
i said he's short one, stall one,long gone,find one
(no use hiding from me)

d d d due

why bother to hold the purse strings
when so much is due
don't waste our time on patella
when returns overdue
we'll only proceed too
full retreival
don't wanna out him(quid pro quo)
can't without him
(cause nobodies seen wesley)
(oh where can he be)
i said he's long gone,blade man,fine him,can't run
(we can't find wesley)

bladey it's due

wes if your wish is not to do time
too wong foo it had me crying
don't care that gets him down
send the bovver boys around
(cause theres no cash from jack city)
(somewhere up the yangtze)
i said he's fraud man,law man,paul man,down man
(your going down wesley)

wesley it's due

a summer jaunt wesley tax aint free
(cause there's no where to hide from me)
aint gonna disembody that don't pay me
(cause there's no money from wesley)
perez the copper he's after you wesley
(cause he can't find wesley)
he want 12 million cause tax aint free,now
(cause we still can't find wesley)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Jack Wilson - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job! 555
Matthias - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I dktos, but you still BROKE out and got some 5's
bobpiecheese - November 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 7) I also DKTOS, but only because is currently being retarded and acting like Google when it's not supposed to. Damnitt. Either way, awesome work mate.
Stuart McArthur - November 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(decath7) wesley? as in John Wesley? - or is it a tax-related Wesley - I'm thinking it must be US-related, and I get the feelin I'm missing the punchline but I'll trust you on pacing so 555
Kristof Robertson - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC7) The topic's lost on me, Tomario (maybe a preamble and story link would've helped) but I'll give you a 5 for authorship rather than make up your well deserved 555
Johnny D - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
(Dec) Good example of using stanza formatting to structure a parody so its lyricality shines -- especially the use of parenthetical back-up vocals.
Josh 2 - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I have to agree with Kirstof, and unfortunately DKTOS but I trust the others so its 5s for you
Jeff Reuben - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I was also a bit lost, but an interesting read (and very well written)
Arwen - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathlon...(cause theres no cash from jack city)...LOL! I thought this was a nice effort, tomario!
tomario - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
sorry dudes i thought everyone had heard about wesley snipes tax bill ! thanks for al those favourable comments to quote eric cartman "i love you guys !"
Agrimorfee - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Oh!...the Wesley Snipes thing. Without your explanation, I had no clue to the joke either. An interesting read, no doubt, on the poetic Adagio-side.
Stuart McArthur - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3N) see above, although I get the subject matter now - it can't be as scandalous as when Aust's own federal treasurer (an arrogant one at that) was caught not having lodged his tax return
Red Ant - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Even with now knowing this is about Wesley Snipes, I heard zilch on his apparent tax troubles, so much of this still went over my head. Well-written though.
Johnny D - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above.
The Charnstar - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC Is there anything like Tax? It feels so.... fulfilling... or something
Kristof Robertson - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3N) See above. Still not sure what this is about, Tomario!
Jack Wilson - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3N) See above!
Cat - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Brilliantly absurd! I giggled at the "patella" lineā€"it's so unexpected!

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