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Song Parodies -> "Cass Is Always Eatin'"

Original Song Title:

"California Dreamin'"

Original Performer:

The Mamas & The Papas

Parody Song Title:

"Cass Is Always Eatin'"

Parody Written by:

Lee O. Jay

The Lyrics

All her meals are mounds, served on giant plates...
Doesn't even balk when a wiener's grey...
Has no waif-y form, like the one Mi-chelle craves...
Cass is always dreamin' of lunch and dinner breaks

Plopped into a skirt... (elastic on the waist...)
Had some nachos drowned in cheese and a pecan souffle...
She knows the Pizza's nice and warm at Papa John's buffet...
Cass is always dreamin'... of lunch and dinner breaks

[...indigestional interlude...]

Oh, the meat was ground and the fries were great
She went for a wok made a fine saute...
But it didn't fill her hunger wasn't allayed
Cass is always dreamin' of lunch and dinner
Cass is always eatin' she's suckin' wieners ...
Cass is always dreamin' of lunch and dinner breaks

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   10

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Arwen - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
You had me at pecan souffle...=) 5s...
Agrimorfee - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Famous last words: "Can I have a tuna sandwich to go?" (i might burn in hell for that...) 555
John Barry - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice one, Leo. You mentioned "wok" yesterday. When it comes to "CA Dreamin'" parodies, great minds think alike. For reference:
Dee Range - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Hungry for some 5's? You earned 'em with this. Very good wordplay off the original.
Lee O. Jay - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Arwen and Ag.
John Barry, nice parody yourself!
Rex - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I rate this parody five courses.
Red Ant - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I gave you the benefit of the 5's on this fattening parody as apparently TOS has been recorded different ways. :)
Ashkicksass - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment know how I love the M's and P's! This one didn't disappoint.
Rick Cormier - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Did you write this one a few hours before "Poopy Parodies Are So Wrong"? 555
Michael Pacholek - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
It wasn't a tuna sandwich, it was a ham sandwich. Actually, it wasn't. That's just an urban legend. Cass died because she was too heavy and her heart couldn't take it. Ash: I'm sure Merry and Pippin are glad to read that.
Rick - May 23, 2013 - Report this comment
"Pizza's nice and warm at Papa Jonn's buffet". Nice.
Leah Hochheiser - January 16, 2023 - Report this comment
The reason why I hate the Mamas and the Papa is because of their annoying songs and their appearances got me all bent out of shape, by screaming 😱 and crying 😭.

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