Did you ever have a date with a mime?
was not much to say so during dinner I smiled
and after some strangeness things seemed to be fine
I was happy on this date with a mime

With my dinner drank a litre of wine
As we left the restaurant I groped her behind
Was feeling no pain, yes, I really was primed
She did not complain; I thought things were fine

This one had clear, bright blue eyes and was surely no dummy
But nothing to say, could as well been a mummy
I continued to drink; the room started to swirl
With my hands in her panties; I felt pretty virile

I'm not sure now if she ever declined
But I get the feeling I'm now in a bind
I called her last night and was treated like slime
She seemed quite pissed off that I was surprised

But I really dug that girl, yes, that I remember
And I have to admit that I put in my member
Next thing that I know I am charged with a crime
Cop said, "You're going to jail, slick, to do some hard time"

Locked in jail now; it's sure damaged my pride
A small prison cell, that is where I reside
My "bunky" makes me do some things I don't like
That's the last time that I'm dating a mime...