You’ve seen him on your TV screen,
This man is tall, and tangerine,
Republicans admire him for his business acumen
He stands proud of his employees and his marriage.
He likes to jet around the States,
Selected Britons are his mates,
Gravitates to microphones and never short of quips
As he admires the Ford Mustang parked in his garage.

Oh yes he does (oh yes he does), oh yes he does (oh yes he does),
He’s getting used to Tweeting from the White House -
Mocked for inconsistency, he’s the hero of The Right,
And he’s a dedicated follower of Farage.

They counted votes, right through the night,
He beat those Clintons in a fight,
Stridently denying any bias, every gaffe
Now he’s a dedicated follower of Farage.
And to his golf course, he retreats,
Avoids protesters, on the streets,
Blaming all their violence on the TV and the press
Now he’s a dedicated follower of Farage.

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is),
Feeds off fear of foreigners and migrants -
And in due course he hopes to pull the drawbridge tight upright,
’Cos he’s a dedicated follower of Farage.
(four instrumental lines of verse)
Tries to apply a Muslim ban,
Tears up agreements with Iran,
And doggedly his condemnation army marches on,
Each one a dedicated follower of Farage.

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is),
His world is built ’round sentimental doctrines,
Nostalgic memories construct his vision for next year
As he supports the riot police with their next barrage (bass notes).

Oh yes he does (oh yes he does), oh yes he does (oh yes he does),
Feeds off fear of differences and progress -
And in due course he hopes to pull the drawbridge tight upright,
’Cos he’s a dedicated follower of Farage.
He’s a dedicated follower of Farage,
He’s a ….. dedicated follower of Farage.