Corny old TV, you're getting annoying
With nothing but trash to watch;
I think there's an answer that's so much better
Than having to deal with you:
And I'm not afraid to say
That when I'm thinking of
Wisconsin Dells, summer,
My mind's off to paradise--

CHORUS:
(Sha-la-lee)
Crazy, crazy, the heat can get in the summertime...
(Sha-la-lee)
And there's no doubt that you obviously need
Wisconsin Dells, summertime....

I've heard of some people, of the Kanker class,
Too sophisticate for Branson;
I tell you, they'd find that Wisconsin Dells, summer,
Is much better by far--
And who could stand the vidiot's box
When you can think of
Wisconsin Dells, summer,
Who needs anything less?

(repeat CHORUS)

Who needs music shows of Branson model,
Tending to jingo hate,
When you could use some waterslide fun time,
Not to mention the wavepools, too?
You can find them alright
When you just consider
Wisconsin Dells, summer--
Just turn off the vidiot's box....

Wisconsin Dells, summertime....
Wisconsin Dells, summertime....