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Song Parodies -> "Fascist"

Original Song Title:

"Apeman"

Original Performer:

The Kinks

Parody Song Title:

"Fascist"

Parody Written by:

Stella Baker

The Lyrics

I think I'm so educated though I don't have a clue
About the political situation
But all around me everybody's multicoloured
And there's too much immigration
And everything's been ruined by the socialists
And the rantings of the communists
And I believe in the things said by people like me
I am a fascist

I'm feeling so frustrated especially about my own life
Because I'm proud of my nation
With single mothers busy populating, unemployment and inflation
And the stupid politicians
I'm so tired of the socialists
I just want to go and get pissed
I want to smash an immigrant with my fist
Because I am a fascist

I'm a fascist, I'm a real fascist
Yes I'm a fascist
I'm a right winger, a bit of a minger
Yes I'm a fascist

Cos the darkies are taking our houses and jobs
And now we got all these Eastern European yobs
Taking our women and acting like plebs
I am a fascist

In this once great nation
They've created diversity and political correctness
But given half the chance I'll take back my work
And living with my own folk
Cos the only time it'll be better you see
Is when everyone is white and normal like me
Living in much better prosperity
To be a good fascist

I'm a fascist, I'm a real fascist
Yes I'm a fascist
I'm a right winger, a bit of a minger
Yes I'm a fascist

I'm voting right wing and I know why
All I see are coloured people there before my eyes
I want to live in a society that's white
And be a good fascist

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Kristof Robertson - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm guessing you're British, Stella...sadly this is a darkly humorous reflection on the state of the UK at the mo'. Pacing was a bit off at times, and the humour could have been a bit more self-effacing, but a good effort. 444

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