I met him in the jungles of Africa,
Where you eat strange bugs and protect yourself against malaria.
M-A-L-A Malaria

He walked up to me and he looked real bad,
I asked what was wrong and then he looked real sad and said, "Ebola".
E-B-O-L-A Ebola. La la la la Ebola

Well I'm not the world most smartest guy,
But if I get too close then I just might die
From ebola, la la la la Ebola

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
How you get a monkey disease if you're a man
Oh no Ebola, la la la la Ebola, la la la la Ebola

Well, we drank whiskey and talked all night
Under glowing camp fire light.
He lifted his finger and pointed at me,
And said, "Come here, won't you examine me?"

Well, I'm not really the best doctor man,
But I looked at his rash
And I said "Oh man, you got Ebola."
La la la la Ebola, la la la la Ebola

Ebola, la la la la Ebola
La la la la Ebola

I pushed him away. I walked to my tent.
To my first aid kit. It wont do any good.
I looked at him, and he at me.

I really wish he would stay away,
I dont really want to die today from Ebola.
La la la la Ebola

SARS can be cured and so can the flu,
But when you get this sick, there's not much to do,
To cure Ebola. La la la la Ebola

Well I left home just a month before,
And I never been to the Congo before,
The native smiled and poked me with a stick,
And I thought "Oh no, he's going to make me sick."

Well Im not the world's most healthiest guy,
But I know what I got and I'm not going to die,
From Ebola.
La la la la Ebola
La la la la Ebola

Ebola
La la la la Ebola
La la la la Ebola