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Song Parodies -> "Funny Kind of Womb"
Original Song Title:
"Sunny Afternoon"
Original Performer:
The Kinks
Parody Song Title:
"Funny Kind of Womb"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
Relaxin' - just an embryo
So deftly in my weightless home
Lazing in a funny kind of womb
And I can't feel my bod
'Cause my arms haven't grown past dots
All I've got's this squishy kind of room
Mama Mama should have closed her knees
I'm now a bun in oven, trying to bake-y
And my father - he's gone absentee
Through this strife you will find me
Lazing in a funny kind of womb
In my Mama's tum
In my Mama's tum
In my Mama's tum
Conception it was so bizarre
It happened in a closed milk bar
Plying Mom with malted milks and jewellery
Now I'm floating here
'Cus one sperm did persevere
Lazing in a funny kind of womb
Growin' growin' now I flail away
Well Mama's comfort's easin' less with every day
'Cause I jab Ma's bladder with my knee
Drift around all fluidly
Lazing in a funny kind of womb
In my Mama's tum
In my Mama's tum
In my Mama's tum
She's cravin' cravin' ice cream pickle cheese
You know my big fat mama's trying to make me
And I float around so pleasantly
Am-ni-ot-ic luxury
Lazing in a funny kind of womb
In my Mama's tum
In my Mama's tum
Ooops! A contraction!
Now another one!
Where's the water gone?
So deftly in my weightless home
Lazing in a funny kind of womb
And I can't feel my bod
'Cause my arms haven't grown past dots
All I've got's this squishy kind of room
Mama Mama should have closed her knees
I'm now a bun in oven, trying to bake-y
And my father - he's gone absentee
Through this strife you will find me
Lazing in a funny kind of womb
In my Mama's tum
In my Mama's tum
In my Mama's tum
Conception it was so bizarre
It happened in a closed milk bar
Plying Mom with malted milks and jewellery
Now I'm floating here
'Cus one sperm did persevere
Lazing in a funny kind of womb
Growin' growin' now I flail away
Well Mama's comfort's easin' less with every day
'Cause I jab Ma's bladder with my knee
Drift around all fluidly
Lazing in a funny kind of womb
In my Mama's tum
In my Mama's tum
In my Mama's tum
She's cravin' cravin' ice cream pickle cheese
You know my big fat mama's trying to make me
And I float around so pleasantly
Am-ni-ot-ic luxury
Lazing in a funny kind of womb
In my Mama's tum
In my Mama's tum
Ooops! A contraction!
Now another one!
Where's the water gone?
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Just when I think........oh never mind ! You two are just SO clever !!!!
Very original! Is it a boy or a girl?
Oooo baby, baby, it's a wild world...
That was too funny. I first clicked on it cuz I'm an LOTR fan, and then I read it, and it was hilarious! Good job. You have my aproval, don't you feel good now?
um..lol...ok, not gonna say anything lol
There's nothing more I can add. I mean 'It happened in a closed milk bar' just had me in stitches. By the way, I mentioned you two in my newest parody <--- shameless plug.
He he he...Is there a bun in the oven? Tell us! Tell us! But of course, you don't have to say who the oven is. ;)
Thanks all! Diva, not that either of us are aware of and/or are necessarily even capable of, for more than one reason! hee hee! Or are we?
I was going to say "Oh, Baby" but Johnny D beat me to it (more or less). I don't believe I've ever heard Biology so strangely described (See, you've even thrown my syntax totally off kilter). Unnaturally funny.
Well, I done Lamaze Childbirth on thrice occasions. If you happen to need any coaching, or have any questions...Oh forget it, most people wimp out nowadays and scream start the epidural!!!!!
Must admit, I was expecting this to be in vitro, so to speak (kind of a womb with a view)... original and funny, as usual ;-)
(ABC)555 guys, it was as quirky as the original.
(ABC) See above!
When we're hungry for creative parodies, you fetus. Heh heh.
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