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Song Parodies -> "Noobie Noobie"

Original Song Title:

"Louie Louie"

Original Performer:

The Kingsmen

Parody Song Title:

"Noobie Noobie"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Ah yes, Louie Louie, what a great song to parody! No, it really is, which is why it was my choice for Ages 9! and this is the third time Ive parodied it
Noobie, Noobie, oh no, you gotta go
Ay- yi- yi- ca-rum-ba
Noobie, Noobie, so crazy, you freakin blow

On this message board, post constantly
You spray your shit across the board
You spread that shit, all alone
You’re possibly a disgrace to home

Noobie, Noobie, you really, must freakin go
Ay-yi-yi-carumba noobie, noobie, just maybe, you could leave your home?

Each night and day, you’re owned by me
Cause I pwn n00bs constantly
All that shit, you’re postin here
Must you get ya outta my hair

Noobie, Noobie, oh yeah, you’ve just been owned!
Oh yeah yeah yeah Noobie, Noobie,big baby, act like a ho
Ok let’s try to ban him right now!

*guitar solo*

*A little more guitar*
See, the button, below his post
You can report him right now.
Let’s try our best to get him banned
Maybe he won’t return again

Noobie,Noobie, oh yeah I said you’re gonna go
Hell yeah yeah yeah I said
Noobie Noobie, you crazy, outwards ya go!
Yeah you’re gonna go now!
Totally owned now
You better go now

Let’s own him outta here

2007 Jack "Local Celebrity" Wilson

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Jack Wilson - May 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Why hasnyt this got votes yet? is it the "pwn n00bs"part?
stuart mcarthur - May 17, 2007 - Report this comment
if I didn't know you better Jack I would say this was a bit aggressive - noobs don't write nasty/indulgent comments, idiots do - but I know you were just trying to honour your sub for 'Louie Louie' - not bad but you've written better stuff imo - oh, and wow my code is "CUS"
Red Ant - May 17, 2007 - Report this comment
This is eerily similar to a member/guest who posts on the messageboard under "Ipwnnoobs" and "masterpwner". Inspired by that?
Kristof Robertson - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm totally with Stu, on this one, Jack...try to tone down the aggressiveness, and look for more subtle ways to poke fun, such as sarcasm, double entendre or wordplay...not your best, dude. 544
Jack Wilson - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Stu- I guess it can, but yeah this was pretty much all I could think of, yeah this seems morel ike Trolly trolly LOL, I guess I should do another one for Ages 9 >BR>Red- Nope!
Kristof- Ok then, thanks. Howu could i make it less aggresive?
Agrimorfee - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Veterans of message boards do tend to get nasty towards Noobs who don't really get the "atmosphere" of the place before they post, so I can see what the singer is about. But Jack, line 2 of the verses HAS to rhyme with line 1, no way around that!:) Nice touch on echoing the vocal screwup in verse 3, though.
Michael McVey - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Could this be about Poo-ie Poo-ie?
Below Average Dave - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, good job overall Jack--I have to be honest though--the ones I record by you will be a little more delicate on the pacing side of things ;)
Matthias - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Not a bad parody, and the original song was used in ANIMAL HOUSE!!!
Wolverine - June 05, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) As a "noobie" to this site...or former (as I think I read a comment on one of mine that said I was going to be stripped of that designation), I must agree with Stu. It's idiots and trolls who should be dealt with. As for it being agressive, I don't mind that it was agressive. Trolls inspire that reaction (which is their intention). It's just that it took away from the humor.

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