What's wrong with Huey, Dewey?
Oh, Louie, well I just don't know
No, I don't know, now
Just what's wrong with Huey
Well, I just don't know

Live in Duckburg, we brothers three
Huey, Dewey and Louie
with Unca Donald; who don't wear pants
A duckling-phile? There is that chance

It's screwy, Dewey, my 'bro'
someone must know
'bout Unca Donald
Think he's"doin" Huey?
Well, I just don't know

Three ducklings live with a pant-less duck
Think that's weird? You're no dumb cluck
Late at night hear duckling screams
I don't think it's from bad dreams

Did he do you, Huey? Hey, 'bro'
If "Yes", say so
Try not to lie, now
Does he screw you, Huey?
We gotta know

What do you say? Please don't you lie now

~ ~ ~ (Duckling squawks & screams) ~ ~ ~

Say, Aunt Daisy, what do you know?
If this is true, please tell us so
Is Unca Donald a sick-*ss bird?
Tell us the truth; give us the word

"Yes, he's 'doing' Huey, I know"
Said Aunt Daisy
"That duck is crazy
yes, that duck is crazy"
Oh, oh, well, this I know
Said, Unca Donald's weird, now
It's so!