Song Parodies -> The Great Cave Offensive (Kirby Kirby)

Original Song Title:

"Louie Louie"

Original Performer:

The Kingsmen

  
Parody Song Title:

"The Great Cave Offensive (Kirby Kirby)"

Parody Written by:

Olvan The Terrible

No, this isn't a song about Afghanistan or Iraq. It's a tribute to my favorite platform-jumping video game of all time: "The Great Cave Offensive," starring Kirby. Well, it's not really a game, it's only a part of a bigger game ("Kirby Super Star," published by Nintendo for the SNES in 1996), but still, it has much more depth than most full platform games. ("Chester Cheetah," anyone?) By the way, this is my SECOND Kirby-related song parody on this site. Earlier this month I submitted a parody of Blondie's "Call Me" (titled, of course, "Kirby"), which you can find through a quick site search for either Kirby, Blondie, or Olvan The Terrible.
CHORUS:
Kirby, Kir-bay! Aww, baby! You gotta play.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Kirby, Kir-bay! Aww, baby! I said-a you gotta play.

The Great Cave Offensive's the funnest around
You search for the treasures under the ground
With Nintendo icons, you can't go wrong
Hey look, there's a barrel from "Donkey Kong"

REPEAT CHORUS

Magnificent castles and ancient shrines
Can I make all the treasures mine?
An indoor pool's where I went for a swim
I fought with a whale, and I socked it to him

REPEAT CHORUS

I found all the treasures and I'm headed home
But what's this? A giant hand made of stone!
I'm punched and I'm prodded, I'm flattened and flicked
It's time for this puffball to call on his tricks

REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE
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2:49 AM - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I always loved that game to. Haven't played it in a while.

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