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Song Parodies -> "Perp I Taze"

Original Song Title:

"Purple Haze"

Original Performer:

The Jimi Hendrix Experience

Parody Song Title:

"Perp I Taze"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Perp I taze, in lots of pain
'Lectric zings go through his frame
Acts suspicious, so I give him some
'Scuse me, while I zap this bum

Perp I taze, goin' down
One poke and he's fallin' on the ground
Feelin' happy, my grin is enlarged
Whoever he is, that punk's gettin' fully charged

Perp I taze, was in disguise
He had glasses o'er his eyes
I've got him fryin', shakin' to bake
Is it three-thirty, time for a doughnut break

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Rob Arndt - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Tasing is out, pepper spray in in ;-D 555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Hey, that'd work with the OS, too! "Pepper spray, in my eyes..."
Glen S - December 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Well done, Porfle. Great pacing and matchups on this.
Porfle Popnecker - December 20, 2011 - Report this comment

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