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Song Parodies -> "Poor Eunuch Norm"

Original Song Title:

"The Unicorn Song"

Original Performer:

The Irish Rovers

Parody Song Title:

"Poor Eunuch Norm"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Pronounced "You-Nick"...and if you don't know what it means, you can look it up (or maybe get some contect clues from the parody). Original Song:
Everywhere you go, on your TV screen
There are all kinds of programming, some that’s quite obscene
Not nearly PG, almost bordering on porn
Most frustrated of all was poor Eunuch Norm

He’d see hot girls in corsets and long leg tease
Some curvy-racked actress in some topless scene
The geeks and nerds don’t get the girls, but one’s more forlorn
The loneliest of all was poor Eunuch Norm

When Norm heard some music, boy it brought him pain
Some rapper stands up, he said he’ll “make it rain”
Then all the girls start dancin’, “I don’t know what to do…
I must turn off the tube
‘Cause I only see...

Miss Aguilera, Alicia Keys
There’s Mariah Carey and Katy Perry
Faith Hill, Av-ril, even Adele, they make me feel warm”
Was torture for poor Eunuch Norm

Next day he tried to forget what he saw
Was watching his new favorite show, it’s called ‘How I Met Your Mother’
And his fav’rite character wore a suit
The TV screen he talked right through-
“Hey Norm!

I’ve got an aspiring actress, a bar maid tease
A sexy librar’an, a girl on trapeze
A skank whose face clearly an ‘8’” “But Barn, I feel so torn-
They won’t like me, I’m Eunuch Norm”

Then Norman walked out, tried to ease his pain
He went out to the market, looking for a change
Produce abundant, everyone was starin’
Made it bad for Eunuch Norm

There were ripe watermelons, cantaloupe tease
Two kiwis, banana- made him feel empty
Norman cried, "Mind your own! Cause you’re all annoying!”
He ran and he took a large cob of corn

He stopped near the hardware, somewhere near aisle nine
He grabbed some duct tape from the shelf, all bright-eyed
Then he pulled his pants down and sort of tucked the corn away
Now no one ever says ‘Eunuch Norm’ to this very day

He gets long stares from strangers, ‘spec’lly ladies
And envious fella’s would often get teased
The babes all raved ‘You’re looking great”- the ladies all swarmed!
To the man they once called poor Eunuch Norm

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Matthias - May 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Can't believe I didn't comment on this one. I remember reading it and thinking that it was HILARIOUS! This was a great concept and an unusual original song to choose. Not sure when you posted this one (so maybe it wasn't so unusual if it was up around Saint Patty's Day) but this was great!
Agrimorfee - May 17, 2013 - Report this comment
INSPIRED WRITING. This is probably your best parody, ever. I had tears rolling down my face with this one. If I could vote 666, I would but that would be evil.
Max Power - May 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Youch man. Sucks to be Norm.
bobpiecheese - May 29, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) Best. Title-sub. EVAH. Absolute gold here, no doubt about it. 555!
brightCAP - May 31, 2013 - Report this comment
Everyone loves a tale of redemption. The produce verse does a great job of setting up the redemption while offering some laughs of its own. I like how you replaced the rhyme "chimpanzee" with "Katy Perry!"
Blaydeman - June 01, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) Weird topic, weird OS, weird lyrics, just all weird... but funny, funny, funny!

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