Hey Nancy Grace
Hey Nancy Grace

Sharply canted brown brows, pointy blonde hair spikes
Overttakes the airwaves, screeching like aa War Shrike
Yes she is a lawyer who dealt with things filthy
If she gets you in her sights you're guilty, guilty!

Hey Nancy Grace? Who'll you blame now
Is anybody game?
Hey Nancy Grace
Who'll you shame now?
Is anyone unmaimed?

You next shredded Tot Mom after the Lacrosse Jocks
Caustically screeching, quite excoriating
All were acquitted despite trials in your time slot
But what do you care? Its all for ratings!

Hey, Nancy Grace? Who'll you convict next
On your time slot on TV?
Hey, Nancy Grace? You have a good shtick now!
Will your next target be poor me?

You're so, so like a lawyer to me
so like a lawyer to me
So, so like the harridan we see!
So like the harridan we see!

Hey, Nancy Grace? Change your hairstyle!
You look as evil as can be!
Hey, Nancy Grace? Who'll be defiled next?
Your show's a travesty!

There's people out there
who need a cold jail cell
Why is that sort you never give any hell?
You chew up people badly; you're a verbal Self Destruct!
But what's a little more prosecutorial misconduct?!

Hey Nancy Grace
Who'll you shred now?
Disregarding Innocence!
Hey Nancy Grace
We're filled with dread now
Because you're lacking common sense!

Nancy Grace
Nancy Grace
Nancy Grace
Nancy Grace
Nancy Grace