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Song Parodies -> "Actors Are Crocks"

Original Song Title:

"After the Fox"

Original Performer:

The Hollies

Parody Song Title:

"Actors Are Crocks"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics


Who knows it all?
(I know it all)
Who are you?
(I am Babs)
Who is Babs?
(I act and sing)
You are a big, fat ding-a-ling

Cause actors are crocks
Actors are crocks
Blabbing on CNN and Fox
Oh, actors are crocks
Actors are crocks
Somebody's always proving actors are crocks

What is your name?
(Clooney's the name)
You do what?
(I make films)
Is that all?
(That is enough!)
Hot air is all you huff and puff

Cause actors are crocks
Actors are crocks
Hopping around on their soapbox
Oh, actors are crocks
Actors are crocks
Dare them to try disproving actors are crocks

Who had a show?
(Me, Rosie O.)
Now it's gone?
(It was fluff)
You mouthed off?
(I told the truth!)
Sponsors don't like their chat uncouth

Cause actors are crocks
Actors are crocks
Using their fame for viral vox
Oh, actors are crocks
Actors are crocks
Hacks when their lips are moving...

Actors are crocks
Actors are crocks

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BO'B - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
I like actors and actresses (oops, that's a politically incorrect term) best when I don't know there political and social ideology. That's getting rare even for child actors (and actresses...did it again).
Porfle Popnecker - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
I agree!
Eye in the Skyy - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
I agree too. Most actors/actresses today get a $M for being themselves. Helen Hunt demanded a million per "Mad About You" episode after she won a Grammy for "Twister". The 6 main characters of "Friends" also got $M for a 20 minute episode to whine and say "Oh my God" at anything. Great parady. Bravo!
Porfle Popnecker - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! Man, I don't know how those poor actors are able to make ends meet on less than a milion per episode.

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