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Song Parodies -> "Angelica"
Original Song Title:
"Bus Stop"
Original Performer:
The Hollies
Parody Song Title:
"Angelica"
Parody Written by:
Susanna Viljanen
The Lyrics
Poison is a woman's weapon, they say. This story has repeated itself so many times it gets monotonous.
Wham-bam, thanks ma'm
pay first, then ram -
demanded Angelica
Wham bam, old man
rich and lewd sham
married Angelica
Angelica never thought
it would be heaven to stay -
But she prayed all day and night
that man would die away
Every morning Angelica
drove to downtown mall
she drank champagne
and bought her shoes and furs and gold
One fine day did Angelica
count her diamonds all
she gave them names
and wend dancing in a ball
Rat race, fast pace
husband's wry face
seldom had her glance
But Angelica
she did wait his
death and inheritance
Came the winter, emotions chilled
all the love, oh it died
But Angelica fit her bill
she found the cyanide
Every morning Angelica
drove to downtown mall
she drank champagne
and bought her shoes and furs and gold
One fine day did Angelica
count her diamonds all
she gave them names
and wend dancing in a ball
Wham-bam, thanks' ma'm
Booze, KCN
mixed Angelica
Wham bam, drank man
poisoned drink and
died the dirty old man
Angelica never thought
that she would ever get caught
Handcuffs just made clinking sound
as away police her hauled
Every morning Angelica
drove to downtown mall
she drank champagne
and bought her shoes and furs and gold
One fine day did Angelica
count her diamonds all
she gave them names
and wend dancing in a ball
pay first, then ram -
demanded Angelica
Wham bam, old man
rich and lewd sham
married Angelica
Angelica never thought
it would be heaven to stay -
But she prayed all day and night
that man would die away
Every morning Angelica
drove to downtown mall
she drank champagne
and bought her shoes and furs and gold
One fine day did Angelica
count her diamonds all
she gave them names
and wend dancing in a ball
Rat race, fast pace
husband's wry face
seldom had her glance
But Angelica
she did wait his
death and inheritance
Came the winter, emotions chilled
all the love, oh it died
But Angelica fit her bill
she found the cyanide
Every morning Angelica
drove to downtown mall
she drank champagne
and bought her shoes and furs and gold
One fine day did Angelica
count her diamonds all
she gave them names
and wend dancing in a ball
Wham-bam, thanks' ma'm
Booze, KCN
mixed Angelica
Wham bam, drank man
poisoned drink and
died the dirty old man
Angelica never thought
that she would ever get caught
Handcuffs just made clinking sound
as away police her hauled
Every morning Angelica
drove to downtown mall
she drank champagne
and bought her shoes and furs and gold
One fine day did Angelica
count her diamonds all
she gave them names
and wend dancing in a ball
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Well told tale..maybe they met on Craigslist..
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