Song Parodies -> Must Shop
| Original Song Title: | "Bus Stop" |
| Original Performer: | The Hollies |
| Parody Song Title: | "Must Shop" |
| Parody Written by: | Leo Keough |
Must shop, Wednesdays, sweet pairs, nice sways
Teasing all the fellas
Must stop, must wait, teenaged, jail bait
Slutty Cinderellas
All the lechers they adored 'em
Sin enchained their minds
Cinderellas, they ignored 'em
While flaunting their behinds
Ev'ry Wednesday you could see them waltzing through the stores
Sometimes they'd stop and they would hang around like whores
All the lechers stared as if about to go insane
Some day the pain of leering's going to fry their brains
Who's the tart that got this started
Milling 'round in view
And thinking that a sweet romance
And union would ensue
Come the dawn, some nice young fellas
Just might wander their way
Hard to think those Cinderellas
Might be wed someday
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Ev'ry Wednesday I would see them, way too buff and hot
Sometimes they'd shop and they would show off what they'd bought
All they seemed to care about was driving men to scream
Some day their game is going to haunt their restless dreams
Coin slots, tramp stamps, half bare, jeans cramped
Overripened melons
Tank tops, c-toes, unclad torsos
Luring latent felons
Budding milflets on display here
Unrestrained, they stroll
Cinderellas on parade here
I must maintain control
Teasing all the fellas
Must stop, must wait, teenaged, jail bait
Slutty Cinderellas
All the lechers they adored 'em
Sin enchained their minds
Cinderellas, they ignored 'em
While flaunting their behinds
Ev'ry Wednesday you could see them waltzing through the stores
Sometimes they'd stop and they would hang around like whores
All the lechers stared as if about to go insane
Some day the pain of leering's going to fry their brains
Who's the tart that got this started
Milling 'round in view
And thinking that a sweet romance
And union would ensue
Come the dawn, some nice young fellas
Just might wander their way
Hard to think those Cinderellas
Might be wed someday
{instrumental}
Ev'ry Wednesday I would see them, way too buff and hot
Sometimes they'd shop and they would show off what they'd bought
All they seemed to care about was driving men to scream
Some day their game is going to haunt their restless dreams
Coin slots, tramp stamps, half bare, jeans cramped
Overripened melons
Tank tops, c-toes, unclad torsos
Luring latent felons
Budding milflets on display here
Unrestrained, they stroll
Cinderellas on parade here
I must maintain control
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Very funny! Wasn't sure what the song would be about from the title.
wow..ya gotta clue me in as to where you do your shopping
Too mutch fun...love it!!!
Leo - do you ever buy anything when you shop or just go for the scenery?
Funny parody, $555 to shop with.
Very funny, sophisticated John Barryesque wordage here.
(ABC05M)
Leo - What no refs to camel toe? This rocks! You've blended the parody perfectly to the OS. I'd hit on this.
Leo - What no refs to camel toe? This rocks! You've blended the parody perfectly to the OS. I'd hit on this.
Guy - Thanks for the generous vote!!!!!...The ref. you were looking for was in there - third line of the last verse, but I had to change it to 'c-toes' for pacing purposes.
"Must" give you fives for a very funny parody. Followed the OS perfect!
Forgot to add (ABC)
Giggity
The description of the slutty teenagers in the last stanza really cracked me up, "Coin slots, tramp stamps, half bare, jeans cramped/ Overripened melons/ Tank tops, c-toes, unclad torsos/ Luring latent felons" (We all wish we were 17 again just to be able to get with jailbait... And by "We All" I mean me, being 21 just doesn't have the same appeal lol Who am I kidding yes it does!)
Have to admit that I was expecting more of a shopping parody by the title and certain lines, but other lines seemed to indicate it was more of a slut jailbait Cinderella parody, either way some fun lines in their Leo
(ABC5) Thank God there aren't any slut-types in Australia (in Adelaide at least...that I'm aware of anyway...none at my school definetely). Never heard of The Hollies, but given prior parodies of yours, I'll presume the pacing is great. 555!
Well, that was unexpected. : 0 Great work, Leo. "Budding milfets" lmao. Window shopping is okay, but remember if you touch the merchandise, 15 will get ya 20.
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