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Song Parodies -> "Michael, Whoa! You're Goin' To Court!"
Original Song Title:
"Michael, Row the Boat Ashore"
Original Performer:
The Highwaymen
Parody Song Title:
"Michael, Whoa! You're Goin' To Court!"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Jackson's lawyer: "If these charges were true, Michael would be the first to be outraged." Huh?
Michael, Whoa! You're goin' to court!
Hallelujah!
Michael, Whoa! You're goin' to court!!
Hallelujah!
Michael's jones is preteen males
What's it to ya?
This can't help his record sales!
What's it to ya?
Michael's morals are under attack
What's it to ya?
Just imagine if he were black...
What's it to ya?
We've all heard these charges before
What's it to ya?
Change the channel, let's watch the war!
What's it to ya?
Paid three million to throw his bail
What's it to ya?
He moonwalked right outta jail!
What's it to ya?
Who knows if the charge will stick?
What's it to ya?
I'm sure curious about his d*@k...
What's it to ya?
Had his nose reshaped again
What's it to ya?
Looks like Barbie crossed with Ken--
What's it to ya?
Mike's got quite a menagerie
What's it to ya?
Cops have questioned the chimpanzee--
What's it to ya?
"Tell me, Bonzo, what did he do?
How'd he screw ya?"
"It all started at the petting zoo...
What's it to ya?"
Soon as he gets to prison, folks
What's it to ya?
He'll be the butt of prison jokes
What's it to ya?
Child molesters are not well-liked
What's it to ya?
In the pen they'll rock the Mike
What's it to ya?
He recorded "We Are the World"
What's it to ya?
Now that song makes me wanna hurl
What's it to ya?
Michael, Whoa! You're goin' to court!
Hallelujah!
Michael, Whoa! You're goin' to court!!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Michael, Whoa! You're goin' to court!!
Hallelujah!
Michael's jones is preteen males
What's it to ya?
This can't help his record sales!
What's it to ya?
Michael's morals are under attack
What's it to ya?
Just imagine if he were black...
What's it to ya?
We've all heard these charges before
What's it to ya?
Change the channel, let's watch the war!
What's it to ya?
Paid three million to throw his bail
What's it to ya?
He moonwalked right outta jail!
What's it to ya?
Who knows if the charge will stick?
What's it to ya?
I'm sure curious about his d*@k...
What's it to ya?
Had his nose reshaped again
What's it to ya?
Looks like Barbie crossed with Ken--
What's it to ya?
Mike's got quite a menagerie
What's it to ya?
Cops have questioned the chimpanzee--
What's it to ya?
"Tell me, Bonzo, what did he do?
How'd he screw ya?"
"It all started at the petting zoo...
What's it to ya?"
Soon as he gets to prison, folks
What's it to ya?
He'll be the butt of prison jokes
What's it to ya?
Child molesters are not well-liked
What's it to ya?
In the pen they'll rock the Mike
What's it to ya?
He recorded "We Are the World"
What's it to ya?
Now that song makes me wanna hurl
What's it to ya?
Michael, Whoa! You're goin' to court!
Hallelujah!
Michael, Whoa! You're goin' to court!!
Hallelujah!
©Bob Gomez 2003 And you thought I could leave this one alone.
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Bob - Great as usual. Loved this line: -> Looks like Barbie crossed with Ken--. MJ sure is providing a lot of cannon fodder for us writers.
Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook.
Ditto x 5.
I should have written, "This can't help but trim the sales." Oh, well. d;:^)
Very good! 5's
Ooooooh...let me clarify...if he were black, the police wouldv'e chased him down like they did OJ
The monkeys name is Bubbles, not Bonzo
What did I do? Oh, Jackson! Whew! Thought I was in trouble! And Billy's right: In "Captain Jacko" I wrote, "They just found old Bubbles in the swimming pool." Bonzo belonged to that other guy with a ranch outside Santa Barbara who thought he could get away with anything. Sadly, he did.
Well done, Bob.
Yeah, Michael, I think the one's guy is actually Nancy Reagan. d;:^)
Bob, are you sure it's not Grover Norquist?
"He moonwalked right outta jail!" Heh heh; lots of great lines but that was my fave
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