Sighing with Barb and H.W. Bush...
Sucking Busch Lite and inhaling kush...

Bye, Jeb! Fall down stairwell!
Cry, cry, so schlonged!

Miss you this November!
See you--
That's a bummer, dude!
Say buh-bye (crybaby, goodbye)
To the Bush III coronation (crybaby, goodbye)
Donald's Chump Nation (crybaby, crybaby)
Torpedoed your campaign! (crybaby, goodbye)

Had a good run
But remember:
Bringing Dubya
And your momma looked so weak!
We won't see you in November--
So sCruz you, turn the other cheek!

(Counting the votes down in Flo-ri-da)
(Marco and Ted would have smoked you, duh!)
Crybaby, goodbye!
Crybaby, goodbye!
Crybaby, goodbye! (cry, cry, go home, oh well)
Crybaby, goodbye! (cry, cry, go home)

Back to Bush League!
Butt feels tender!
The remainder
Of your life you'll be a Shrub!
No more free booze
In November--
You lose, dude,
Kind of like the Cubs!

(You'll be with Dole, live on CNN)
(As the Republicans tank again!)

Miss you (cry, cry, so schlonged, you lost)
In November (cry, cry, go home, get lost)
I'm stoked we won't
See you (cry, cry, crawl home, farewell)
In November (bye Jeb! Now go, to hell!)
Well, maybe I'll
Meme you (bye-bye, swan song, death knell)
Without member (bye-bye, no dong, how swell)