These lies, try as I might, can't undo,
These irons, long won't hold on the green.

Keeps skirtin' the green, yeah,
I did this on all eighteen, so, I bogey, oh no.
I drove the ball off the tee, yeah,
How I stroked it, how I smoked it, oh no.

These lies, watched my swing, but forgot how to stand,
Greens hard, landed and lept in the sand.

I'm hittin' 'em mean, yeah,
But they won't ever hold green, no. no, no.
A hooked shot on thirteen, yeah
So I poked it, and I choked it, Wah

These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.

These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.
These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.

These lies, try as I might, can't undo,
These irons, these irons, long won't hold true, hold on the green.

These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.

These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.
These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.

These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.

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