(No vaccine for you) I’m heading to the pharmacy
(No vaccine for you) They might have a flu shot for me
(No vaccine for you) But what they say I can’t believe
(No vaccine for you) Mm-da, mm-da, mm-da, mm-da, mm-da

They didn’t have the stuff on hand/Tried to make me understand
Different kinds for different age/What I needed for this stage
“Out of stock”, their reply/”It’s not the stuff for you
Just not right for you

(No vaccine for you) I need to go another place
(No vaccine for you) This is really a disgrace
(No vaccine for you) Hope I don’t get sick today
(No vaccine for you) Mm-day, mm-gay, mm-day, mm-gay, mm-day

I was ready for the shot/If the stuff I could have bought
But they sent me out the door/No vaccine at the store
No vaccine at the store/”There's no vaccine for you
“Not what you need for you. . . .”

They must think I’m past my prime/I don’t fit in their design!
Said I need a special blend/Tried to make me comprehend
“We don’t have what you need /There's no vaccine for you
“No vaccine for you. . .”

Wrong kind, Wrong kind, Wrong kind, Wrong kind
Wrong kind, Wrong kind, Wrong kind, Wrong kind

They got, got, got, got the wrong kind
They could not, could not, could not find
They got, got, got, got the wrong kind

The right stuff they just could not find
No, no, no, no, no, no, no time
I got, got, got, got no time

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, one more time
I got to find, got to find, got to find, must get me the proper kind
The right kind, the right kind