[brief instrumental intro]

Eeeewww!
Heard this fly say at lunch
"Say, please can you help me, dude?
I transformed myself
Head's stuck on a fly's body now"

I looked at that fly
then shook my head "No"
Really just not something that I
would do for some half-fly, half-guy

Then he flapped his wings fast
and he did fly
then landed in my beef stew
I tried hard to shoo him away
thought that trick was really quite rude

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He said, "I need your help"
I told him, "Try somebody else"

That damn fly spoiled my lunch
that freak thing perched on all my meat
did not like that much
on my food saw that fly excrete

Said, "Man, I've had it with you
now you'd better move
say 'bye-bye'..."
But still that fly is in my face
I've sure had enough of that guy

Flies around my head
wish that he was dead
Told him to depart
He said, "Have a heart
it sucks being a fly
soon, I will probably die

'Cause spiders see me as lunch
much like you see beef stew
I need your help"
Again, I said, "Try somebody else"

"Go now, fly, please buzz off
why can't you just take a clue?
I don't want to help
I hate flies, so you go to Hell"

That damn fly spoiled my lunch
walked all over my food
He said, "F*ck yourself
and I'll see you down in Hell"
[out to fade]
Next time; Go out for lunch...