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Song Parodies -> "If I Were A Prostitute"

Original Song Title:

"If I Were A Carpenter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Four Tops

Parody Song Title:

"If I Were A Prostitute"

Parody Written by:

Spencer Karter

The Lyrics

Here's a funny song to the tune of IF I WERE A CARPENTER. I tried my best writing the parody, and I don't want to offend anybody.
If I were a prostitute, and you were a pimp
Would you pimp me anyway (Would you pimp me anyway)
Won't you have my money? (won't you have my money)
If I take the bosses trade, would loaned it me?
Oh carrying the money I made (carrying the money I made)
Following closer behing him (following behind him)

(Pimp so hard through) nighttime (pimp so hard for the boss)
Cause I have given all you my money, give me part of your honey

If I pimp the tires of a car (yes I pimp the tires of a car)
Would you help me?
Ah, anwser me boss, yes I would
(Yes I would sugar anyway)
I'd raise you a spare tire

INSTRUMENTAL BREAK

If I was SUPERFLY, at a hustle will pimpin'
Now would you miss your feathered hat (would you miss your feathered hat)
And your soft cane shining? (and your soft cane shining)
If I were a prostitute, and you were a pimp
DOLEMITE would like it anyway? (would like it anyway)
Would you have my money? (would you have my money)

If I were a prostitute, and you were a pimp
Would you pimp me anyway
Won't you have my money?

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.7
How Funny: 1.3
Overall Rating: 1.7

Total Votes: 3

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Agrimorfee - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I'mn not too familiar with the original, but it seems like this could have been a lot better, Spencer. Some of the lines don't make much sense (especially if the reader has no clue who Dolemite is, which I only have a *vague* notion of). I won't rate it, but I'm just aiming to provide some constructive criticism here.
Spencer Karter - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Dolemite is a character from a 1975 Blaxploitation film by the same name, stared Rudy Ray Moore.

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