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Song Parodies -> "Ambassador Of Death"

Original Song Title:

"Up, Up And Away"

Original Performer:

The Fifth Dimension

Parody Song Title:

"Ambassador Of Death"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

With much fanfare, ceremony, and saber-rattling (why doesn't anybody rattle claymores, cutlasses, or scimitars?), Iran unveiled (poor choice of words!) its latest weapon. This Iranian-produced unmanned drone bomber is capable of carrying four cruise missles. President Ahmadinejad promptly christened it "the ambassador of death for the enemies of humanity" and described it as carrying the "main message of peace and friendship". I see no inconsistency. Maybe like Iran's nuclear program, the Ambassador Of Death is intended only to generate electricity for peaceful purposes. ;D

Iran's new drone plane - The Ambassador Of Death
Causing mideast strain - The Ambassador Of Death
They can now wage war unlike before and never cease
'Cause it's for peace! It's for peace!
Don't get in their way! The capacitor - Ambassador Of Death!

Ahmadinejad - loves Ambassador Of Death,
Struts like a war god - with Ambassador Of Death.
For this unmanned plane is his great gain - it's really bad.
He'll nuke Baghdad...'cause he's mad!
Remember this day! They can crash it there - Ambassador Of Death!

(Take the bridge, Ahmed!)
With bombs of Russian enriched uranium
Our foes will not have the nerve to task us!
We now can cremate Israel's cranium!
They range is short, but ask us -
We'll base them in Damascus!

No pilots will fly - The Ambassador Of Death.
Martyrs need not die - in Ambassador Of Death.
Up in paradise the virgins sigh in great relief
Beyond belief! Oh good grief!
All foes they will slay! There's no passin' her - Ambassador Of Death!

Remember this day!
Don't get in their way!
All foes they will slay!

If Ahmadinejad records this, maybe he call his band The Fifth Dementia. I suspect that Hugo Chavez has already ordered fifty...with nuclear-tipped cruise missiles. ;D

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 10

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Hu's On First - August 25, 2010 - Report this comment
First it was the Type-O-Dong, now it's the Ambassador of Death....what'll be next? The We-Will-Bury-You Bomb?
Andria - August 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Great one, OMR... I hope they can solve this problem without nuclear war. 5s.
Barry J. Mitchel - August 25, 2010 - Report this comment
This certainly generated electricity up and away in my brain, OMR, about 555 volts!
Mark Scotti - August 25, 2010 - Report this comment
I can see us figuring out the way to intercept it and send it back to the original owner...bombs away...LOL
John Barry - August 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Speaking of bombs: I see you got one. Here are fives to help the average.
Old Man Ribber - August 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks JAB. There's a system glitch that, while people can't give more than one 5-5-5, people can give multiple 1-1-1. The bomber however is more insideous. He CAN give a 1-1-1, a 2-2-2, and a 3-3-3 without Chucky's system catching it. Hell, maybe Chucky or one of his employees is the one bomber. ;)
Old Man Ribber - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment
(ala Foghorn Leghorn) That last line was a joke, son! ;D

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