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Song Parodies -> "Road Rage Makes Me Furious"
Original Song Title:
"The Age Of Aquarius"
Original Performer:
The Fifth Dimension
Parody Song Title:
"Road Rage Makes Me Furious"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
as i zoom, i find i'm such a grouch
when stupid jerks surround my car
i seethe and cry out "dammit"
i'm gruff and apt to spar
its finally dawning that road rage makes me furious
sure makes me furious
i'm serious
so furious
autos weave like thunder past me
slipping through with horns a-pounding
seeing plenty near collisions
watching many tails a-fishing
mood begins a transformation
need to vent all my frustration
i'm furious
i'm serious
let my car in
let my car come in
i'm coming in
i lose my mind
oh how i whine
open up some space...or i'll crowd right in
tires will be squealing
hate, i'll be feeling
as i crowd right in
with my finger, i'm greeting
when traffic, i'm meeting
guess its just my way
open up some space
or i'll crowd on in
when stupid jerks surround my car
i seethe and cry out "dammit"
i'm gruff and apt to spar
its finally dawning that road rage makes me furious
sure makes me furious
i'm serious
so furious
autos weave like thunder past me
slipping through with horns a-pounding
seeing plenty near collisions
watching many tails a-fishing
mood begins a transformation
need to vent all my frustration
i'm furious
i'm serious
let my car in
let my car come in
i'm coming in
i lose my mind
oh how i whine
open up some space...or i'll crowd right in
tires will be squealing
hate, i'll be feeling
as i crowd right in
with my finger, i'm greeting
when traffic, i'm meeting
guess its just my way
open up some space
or i'll crowd on in
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My commute is awful too...555
I passed a fatal accident last Sunday (Easter) that had apparently just happened, as the cops and ambulances were still coming. Apparently, it was road rage. Two people from my home town, 18 and 16, were killed, and they haven't caught the b@$+@rd(s) yet. Now, in the same State, the Governor got badly hurt by a hit-and-run driver. He lived, barely. Moral of the story? More public funding for public transporation.
thanks ravyn...thanks michael...sad story..to tell the truth, i'm basically a very serene person...but i do get angry behind the wheel when people act like idiots...my two pet peeves are non-signal users and yahoos who can't drive and talk on their phones at the same time...but i never do anything dangerous and i don't even yell or flip the bird anymore,...i live in LA and folks here tend to shoot other drivers who anger them
Anybody who drives faster than you is a maniac. And anybody who drives slower than you is an idiot.
love that carlin....wish he'd run for president..
he really has his finger on the pulse
Excellent idea...seriously humerous...I know how you feel...I try to direct my rage inwardly...tailgaters bother me the most...and I may stir up some controversy, but it's usually a woman in a white car, (Maybe it's the same one all the time)
LOL...yeah, you may be being stalked...i don't mind tailgaters so much...if they smack me, at least it will be THEIR fault
You drove your point home very well. Great matching with the OS
Seriously humorous
I can relate. When surrounded by idiots at the wheel, I turn into Ascarius! 555
you've been driving around me huh??
thanks PMS ann yoidy and malcolm
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