Song Parodies -> "Soylent Green"

Original Song Title:

"Bowlin' Green"

Original Performer:

"Soylent Green"

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The Lyrics

chow down on soylent green
grittiest grub i've ever seen
it tastes kinda yucky...but we're lucky
to have lots of soylent green

soylent green is quite a find
if the foul taste you don't mind
but although its sucky...life is ducky
that soylent green's a boon for mankind

stopping starvation was the nation's goal
it serves the body
the taste is hard to pigeonhole
but i don't mind
good food is hard to find

the stuff that's in soylent green
i have heard it comes from human beings
the rumors, they're ducking...they keep trucking
more tonnage of soylent green

soylent green just isn't right
but the people don't put up fights
it tastes kinda funky...like hunks of monkey
but its what's on the table tonight

stopping starvation was the nation's goal
it serves the body
the taste is hard to pigeonhole
but i don't mind
good food is hard to find

gag down that soylent green
creepiest stuff i've ever seen
it lays in your belly...green and smelly
but gimme that soylent green

soylent green
soylent green
soylent green

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