I can pinch you now 'cause you're not wearing green, and today's St.
Patrick's Day,
You're not wearin' green, gee whiz, You're missin' out today!
Green, green, gre-e-e-e-een, Because today is March the 17th --
Don't want me to pinch you, Then all you have to wear is gre-e-e-e-
een,
Green, green, gre-e-e-e-een

I pinched you twice tonight, When I wanted to hold you tight
And you can't pinch me, Becuase you know I'm wearing green.
Green, green, gre-e-e-e-een
Green, green, gre-e-e-e-een

You can party mean, taste my beer of green, any time, this special
day
Only trouble is, gee whiz, you threw your green blouses away!

You make me laugh, so much that I could die, I'm so Irish and that is
why
If you don't want me to pinch you, all you have to wear is green.
Green, green, gre-e-e-e-een, Because today is March the 17th --
Don't want me to pinch you, Then all you have to wear is gre-e-e-e-
een,
Green, green, gre-e-e-e-een