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Song Parodies -> "Vladdie's Clown"

Original Song Title:

"Cathy's Clown"

Original Performer:

The Everly Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Vladdie's Clown"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Pretty much a "B" side to "Ivan's Puppet" by Poo-Poo Pravda.
Whoa, Donald Tru-u-u-u-u-ump, anus sore?
Won't go on Chri-i-i-i-i-istiane Amanpour?
Red tie meets slime,
Helsinki town:
"Tweety thumbs," that's Vladdie's clown!

Can't cradle his balls--
(I know your hands are small.)
And when he looks you in the eye,
Contradicts the FBI,
You're Putin's Russian doll.

Yo, watch your po-o-o-o-o-olls getting lower!
You'll want to ki-i-i-i-i-iss his ass, for sure!
Nice guy requires
That you go down:
"Here I co-o-o-o-o-ome, Vlad's fatty clown!"

When he shows you pee-pee tapes,
And the lighting isn't great,
Won't look good on CNN,
Even less on "Fox and Friends,"
No wonder you're irate!

No Stormy bu-u-u-u-u-ubs anymore--
Can't fondle pu-u-u-u-u-ssies, that's for sure!
Paul Ryan sighs,
McCain expounds:
"Pretty du-u-u-u-u-umb,
That's Vladdie's clown
That's Vladdie's clown
That's Vladdie's clown."
┬ęBob "It's A One-One-One Proposition" Gomez 2018

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Pacing: 1.7
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Overall Rating: 1.7

Total Votes: 32

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Alexander's Rag Tag Band - July 17, 2018 - Report this comment
The pee story is big news for years, but FBI adultery is too personal to mention. Somebody tell John McCain the election is over and he lost.
Rick Duncan - July 17, 2018 - Report this comment
Hi Bob! Glad you're still around and bashing Trump like me.
Sane People - July 17, 2018 - Report this comment
What else to do but bash the Putin whore traitor.
Sparkle - July 18, 2018 - Report this comment
^ Gee, I don't know, why don't you get a job in our booming economy, thank God we didn't go to war with North Korea, or pray for the peace of Jerusalem which Trump recognized as Israel's capital? But then again, America is filled with liberal ingrates whose great contribution to society is weak-minded idiocy!
Bob Gomez - July 18, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks, all, for your votes and comments. ARTB: is that a dictator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Ricky D: it's better than working for a living! Sane: that's what I'm sane! Sparky: I'll do just as you say, and on my way home I'll pick up a sense of humor for ya. And now (drum roll) here are the Top! Fifteen! Anagrams! Of! The! Day! For Our! President! Trump! YAAAAAY! 1. Pet In Drumpster. 2. Tripe 'n' Dumpster. 3. Mr. Putin Pester'd. 4. Trump Penis, Ret'd. 5. Runt PTSD Empire. 6. Dr. Penis Trumpet. 7. Trump Is Pretend. 8. Putin's Temper Dr. 9. Printed: Term's Up. 10. Rump Tender? Spit. 11. Stupid 'n' Mr. Peter. 12. Dumpster: Inert P. 13. Trump: "Insert PED." 14. Prime Spent Turd. 15. Spurt, Tender Imp.
Anonymous - July 18, 2018 - Report this comment
I.C.E. isn't doing it's job.
Bob Gomez - July 18, 2018 - Report this comment
Neither is yr spellcheck.
Putin Whore Traitor? - July 22, 2018 - Report this comment
You mean that Kenyan usurper who illegally occupied the White House from 2009-2017 and told the Russians he'd have "greater flexibility" after he stole the election again in 2012?
Vladimir Ivankavich RasPutin - July 22, 2018 - Report this comment
Most Esteemed Putin Whore Traitor?: I and Kremlin personally thank you for correcting record. Is very great and important news to not be misunderstood like is fake Washington Post and Times of New York. With work hard like yourself Russian peoples will rejoin comrades in Crimea, Finland, Estonia and place like that. AmiRight is so good and nice website for smart and thinking for America is first and Russia also.
Libby - July 23, 2018 - Report this comment
^^ lol

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