-> "Spiders In The Lavatory"
Original Song Title:
"Michael And The Slipper Tree"
Parody Song Title:
"Spiders In The Lavatory"
Feelings at the back of me, pressing me, urgently
Gotta find a loo quickly
I get to a toilet see, as my knees: tremble-y
Till then gotta clench and squeeze
Why, for me, a lavatory’s where down, I need to bear
‘Cus I’ve got a sewer serpent waiting there
The thing I’m see’n in my mind’s commode or privy
Time for me to go and cook some beans
Chamber pot would do for me, said to girl, Mickey D’s
“Hand me keys for crapper please”
Righteous then she got with me, “Purchase please, or no key”
Had to buy McCrap Cookies!
Swooned when there I found - was a drug deal goin’ down
That strife meant there’s no entry
A powder room I then tried to find
Gotta drop some friends off at the lake, yes indeed!
Number two’s becoming three, guaranteed - T.N.T.
Restroom needed urgently
Water closet quest at speed, mercy me, need to be
Spanning things, latrine-aly
Like to find a spare dunny, gents, you see, or ladies
Any bog would do for me
I could go behind a tree, squat with glee, but you see
Worried ‘bout constab’lary
Fin’ly found a lavatory - God’s answer to my prayer
It’s an outside thunderbox but - ugghh - I don’t care!
A sting - I screamed - guess I shoulda checked under seat
Business a-stopped abrubt-ely
Spiders in the lavatory, slipped between, plastic seat
Baddish things arachnidy!
Spiders in the lavatory, webbery, devilry!
Can-pest blues now haunting me
Spiders pecking my jumbleys, swinging free, nippered me
Brown recluse I hope not be…
Spiders in the lavatory, zapped with glee, my butty
Scared the crap right outta me…
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