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Song Parodies -> "Watermelon Thump"

Original Song Title:

"The Bristol Stomp"

Original Performer:

The Dovells

Parody Song Title:

"Watermelon Thump"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

Down in Luling , Texas this weekend is the Watermelon Thump. A 4 Day Festival where they will crown the Champion Watermelon Seed Spiting Winner. YeeeHaaa!!

The kids in Luling, love to spit and seed sling
At the Watermelon Thump
Down in Texas is where all the mess is
At the Watermelon Thump

Whoa, whoa they start spitting every time this year
Four days of watermelon and ice-cold beer
Well, it’s so big it has it’s very own website


Whoa, whoa it started in Luling just to pass the time
A celebration for a fruit plant with a real thick rind
Music and games and watching people spit upright


It’s four days of great fun
Under the Texas sun
We know that it is
The place to be
A culinary delight
Watching pits in mid-flight
The Watermelon Thump is the thing to see
With seeds

So come on down the last weekend in June
The fun starts to begin on Friday afternoon
The food is really great and will curb your hunger


So come down to Luling and be part of the few
Where it’s OK to spit after you sit down and chew
Then bring out the ruler and measure your lunger


Feel so fine
Eating off the rind
I’m talkin ( doing the Watermelon Thump )

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