Hey bro, it’s time to get a clue
We told you this when you were hired
We are all dismayed with you
Keep this up, you will be fired
Your effort; less than desired
Think that maybe you’ll be fired
More effort will be re…quired

You whine and say, “The pay here’s screwed”
Stay up all night; all day, you’re tired
And at ten o’clock you snooze
Then you take a break, next thing; you’re wired
Moments later, you’re on-line there
Naked ladies catch your eye there
Wanna bet you pick up Spyware?
DAMN…
[long instrumental break]
[during long break scene of office activity – everybody is working and getting stuff done…except our subject. Him? He’s leaning back in his chair with feet propped up on his desktop shooting wadded paper balls at his trash can.]

It’s time for you to take a clue
You gripe about what you’re assigned
Right now your breath smells of booze
On your duff; real comf’table and fine, yeah
Every day when I walk by there
Come in late and then just lie there
Argumentative – a liar
MAN

You moan and disappear at two
You’re known here as a lazy liar
Now it’s time to say to you
“Straighten up, or you’ll get fired”
You’ve done less than we desired
Always late; a constant crier
Act like someone who’s retired
Patience with you has expired
Lazy and you are a liar
Let me phrase this right; YOU’RE FIRED…

[brief instrumentals out to end]