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Song Parodies -> "Kitties In The Morn"

Original Song Title:

"Riders On The Storm"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Kitties In The Morn"

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The Lyrics

Kitties in the morn
Always in rare form
Into my room they storm
And from sound sleep I'm torn.
They just won't leave me alone
'Lessen out the window thrown.
It's how I start each morn.

Critters bring in my abode.
Chipmunks, birdies, mice and toads.
They don't intend to slay,
But merely want to play.
To convince them I have tried
To keep those things outside.
The influx hasn't slowed.

Spoil 'em rotten does my man
Feeds 'em wet food from a can.
Kitties have the upper hand,
Gives in to their demands.
On him they can depend
That to their will he'll bend.
Spoi-led rotten, man!

Kitties on the roam
Wreaking havoc in my home.
Pee in stove burners go
Up on my carpet throw.
To claw furniture they're prone
So why do I condone.
Kitties in my home?

Though they make my home
Look a battle zone.
Fond of them I've grown
Never feel alone
By four of them owned.

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Red Ant - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Forunately, my cat has never pissed on the stove, but cleaning puke off the carpet is a weekly event - joy. Well done, 5s.
alvin - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
these lyrics set to the ominous tone of the OS crack me up
Norman Wanman - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, when I had a cat in the house last time, it pissed the old folks a lot and it did lots of things. I can relate. Triple Fives.
Ann Hammond - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Tommy Turtle - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Your man sounds as pus-- ... as kitty-whipped as most.... Turn on the stove burner. That'll stop 'em!... Like alvin, liked making light of pretentiously ominous OS. Five half-dead lizards.
Lionel Mertens - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
They have a bunch of kitties where I'm living and I can totally relate to this. Very funny. 5's from me.
PMS - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Red Ant... Only once a week??? Thanks alvin, I thought the OS set a purr-fect tone for a tail of the four evil creatures who own me.Thanks Norman and Ann. TT LOL comments! Lionel, thanks.
Red Ant - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I only have one cat (a Maine Coon) and he sheds 10x as much hair as he pukes up. I took the Sheddin' Brush to about 40 sq ft of the carpet yesterday, and collected enough hair to make a second cat. I do THAT weekly as well (the vaccuum won't pick it up).

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