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Song Parodies -> "Come On Ladies, Try Matthias!"

Original Song Title:

"Light My Fire"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Come On Ladies, Try Matthias!"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Young Matthias commented on my parody from yesterday that he needs to get a job, so he can get [censored]. I sure hope you don't take offence, Matty...but I'm basically pimping you out to the Amiright community. Gals, read this and WEEP! ;-)
I've heard that he's a lovely dude
I'll say this without any bias
A sweet-natured attitude
Lotsa lovin', he requires

Come on ladies, try Matthias
Come on ladies, ride Matthias
Please fulfil this guys desiiiires!

The time to hesitate is through
(Twould blow if this ol' plan backfires)
I've been told he's skilled with food
And does special things with fresh papayas (???)

Come on ladies, try Matthias
Come on ladies, ride Matthias
Feel his magic...without wiiiires!

[Musical interlude, during which..]

Matthias: I appreciate your efforts, Kristof, but.....papayas?
Kristof: It's not MY fault your name doesn't rhyme with anything!
Couldn't you be called Bill or something? Sheesh, that's gratitude for ya...

He'll never treat you like a fool
And won't come over brash or pious
Wears a green mask (which is...um, cool)
So forget the playahs, jerks and liars

Come on ladies, try Matthias
Come on ladies, ride Matthias
Everything a girl requiiiires!

Hey, Matt; my work here's nearly through
So if a smokin' babe enquires
Say you're in Blink 182
And you've climbed the Hima-lyahs

Come on ladies, try Matthias
Come on ladies, ride Matthias
Please fulfil this guys desiiiires!
Feel his magic...without wiiiires!
Sure, he climbed the Hima-lyaaaahs!
Come on try his fresh papyyyyas!!

[Oh dear....sorry, buddy....]

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Below Average Dave - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Matthias is going to be very shocked!!!! I am! Oh Kristof, you got him good, this is up to your usual standards, you know like through the heavens. . .sorry I know it's meant to brings chics over to Matthias, but I'm sure he doesn't mind a few friends hanging around to help him out.
McKludge - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Go Kris, way to be Matthias' wingman.
Matthias - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(Passes out from laughing, but regain conciousness a few hours later, and starts laughing again) OH MY GOD KRISTOF!!! That was the best thing I've read in a long, long, LONG time! Not only honoring me, but insulting me at the same time ("It's not my fault your name doesn't rhyme with anything") That line had me (if I wasn't so lazy) rolling around on the floor laughing (But far from rofling, I don't rofl). Brilliant as usual, and thank you for telling about my fresh papayas
Jack Wilson - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
You rule, Matthias does too, and this was AWESOME
TJC - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Brilliantly conceived, humorous to the max and all them other adjective phrases... you're on a major roll this week, Kristof!
Wolverine - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
What woman could resist that informative and humorous tribute? Matthias will be rolling in women in no time (or would be, if he rolled).
alvin - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
a nice tribute with great rhyming
John Barry - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Or, as Johnny D once put it: "man-mangoes." Adoorable.
Kristof Robertson - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Dave: Thanks for the props, man....let's hope it works...

McKludge: Wingman? I could make a Top Gun joke here, but...;-)

Matty: Yo, bro!! Glad you liked it. The rhyme line was just an honest reaction; I rarely visit Rhymezone, but your name goddang stumped me...hence Hima-lyahs (which is a freakin' AWFUL contrivance)...let's see what happens.

Jack: Hey hey hey! Gracias, amigo!

TJC: Cheers! I know what you're saying; 4 parodies in 1 week is something I haven't done in a LONG time...

Wolfy and AL: Cheers, guys: but this ain't no tribute...I just tryin' to get the dude L.A.ed !

Time: 8:50pm Greenwich Mean Time. Number of female replies: . Oh heck...;-)
Agrimorfee - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Wolverine, if he's lucky, he'll be rolling on women as well as in them. Kristof, you couldn't find a place for "sapphires" in the parody, but a good job nonetheless (j/k of course. Loved it) . The most laugh-getting tribute yet!
Ann Hammond - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
ahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha !!!
Phil Alexander - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Get ready for Matthias' revenge: after all, what rhymes with Kristof?

Four in one week? Hey, that's almost as unusual as four England batsmen getting a century in one innings :-)
Jason - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I like this Kristof! Why don't you write a parody about me please? I think plenty of words rhyme with Jason!
McKludge - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Kris: in dating slang, your "wingman" is your friend who can/will help you with women. If you are trying to date a particular woman and she won't unless you can get someone to be a date for her (probably) less attractive and/or more annoying friend, your "wingman" is your friend who is willing to be the date for the other woman, thus potentially sacrificing his evening so that you have a better chance to score
Rex - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Awesome job, Cyrano. :-) I hope Matthias is ready for the horde of women who are probably at this moment racing to his domicile.
AFW - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Terrific tributing here, Kristof
Kristof Robertson - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Agri: Sapphires? D'oh! ;-) As for rolling on women; the night is still young for young Matty...

Ann! Thanks for stopping by! So....are you seeing anyone at the moment? I've heard that Matthias once incapacitated a whole Hell's Angels chapter with just a piece of dental floss.....:-)

Phil: Actually, I think that rhyme's already been used....nice analogy, mate, but I said unusual, not impossible ;-)

Jase: I only write about 3 tribute parodies a year, but you might get lucky...thanks for stopping by!

McK: Yeah, dude, I know it is...I was just pulling your proverbial.

Rex: Thanks, bud. Oh wait! I forgot to post his address! WAIT! I don't even KNOW his address! Methinks this plan was a tad ill thought out....:-)

AFW: Bitte, mien herr!

Oh, and Ann....you may have heard that Matthias owns a Ferrari. Well, that's just rubbish; as if he'd have just ONE Ferrari....
The Charnstar - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL! AWESOME tribute here. 5-5-5. I shall tell all my lady friends
Ann Hammond - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Tell matty I'm avalible
Matthias - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Awesome... Hooking up with Ann!!!
Matthias - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Now... What did Kristof tell me to do in this situation.... Right! "I'm in Blink 182, and I've climbed the Hima-lyahs"
Phil Alexander - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Ah, so you didn't see yesterday's scorecard 'gainst the Windies? (news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/latest_scorecard/default.stm) Last time was in 1938... I think it says more about the Windies' fielding than our batting, though...
Kristof Robertson - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment
My work here is done......:-)
stuart mcarthur - May 26, 2007 - Report this comment
sorry Kridtof - again I thought I'd commented, but not to worry - this got even funnier as it grew legs - I wish someone had told me about that sure-fire "Blink 182/Himalayas" line, back when I was still a player - 555
Paul Robinson - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, late to the party again...I wasn't around here too much when this was posted. Excellent job, as always. Very clever. 5's ~ ~ ~

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