Well, she's a Zambian's sweet dream
She doesn't watch her weight
She brings the natives bling
She'll charge and break your leg
'Coz she's no stag. Just guide her as she walks.

She's a (moo, moo)
21st Century Ox
She's a (squirt, squirt)
21st Century Ox
Pulls carts, lugs plows
Hauls ruined Chryslers out

She's a 21st Century Ox, my man

She's the queen of drool
And she's my Princess Graze
She swims in muddy pools
Gets hosed down every day
She won't chew cud and drink with mad livestock

She's no (hark, hark)
English Shakesperean fop
She's a (grunt, grunt)
21st Century Ox
She likes to sit inside her hut and play X-Box

Like I sez,
She's a Senegal's wet dream
If you like bovine ass
She'll take your laundry out
If you bribe her with grass
She never clocks in late
She makes the natives sing
She'll end up on your plate
Or in some jacketeer's ring
You know that
She's good steak, just add some A1 sauce

She's a 21st Century Ox, haymen
21st Century Ox, herdsmen
With her ringtone, you'll never get lost
She's a 21st Century Oxxxx