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Song Parodies -> "21st Century Ox"

Original Song Title:

"20th Century Fox"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"21st Century Ox"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Well, she's a Zambian's sweet dream
She doesn't watch her weight
She brings the natives bling
She'll charge and break your leg
'Coz she's no stag. Just guide her as she walks.

She's a (moo, moo)
21st Century Ox
She's a (squirt, squirt)
21st Century Ox
Pulls carts, lugs plows
Hauls ruined Chryslers out

She's a 21st Century Ox, my man

She's the queen of drool
And she's my Princess Graze
She swims in muddy pools
Gets hosed down every day
She won't chew cud and drink with mad livestock

She's no (hark, hark)
English Shakesperean fop
She's a (grunt, grunt)
21st Century Ox
She likes to sit inside her hut and play X-Box

Like I sez,
She's a Senegal's wet dream
If you like bovine ass
She'll take your laundry out
If you bribe her with grass
She never clocks in late
She makes the natives sing
She'll end up on your plate
Or in some jacketeer's ring
You know that
She's good steak, just add some A1 sauce

She's a 21st Century Ox, haymen
21st Century Ox, herdsmen
With her ringtone, you'll never get lost
She's a 21st Century Oxxxx

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 13

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alvin rhodes - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day
Yoidy - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Al!
Michael E Cormier - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Very original. good job 555
Bill the Bard - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
My kingdom for an ox! Most oxcellent!
Below Average Dave - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Yoidy, I really like your style, and I also like that you go out of your way to comment on my songs all the time, helps me know that people see my parodies. . .many thanks to you, and at least three more fives.
Yoidy - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Sure, Dave! And who ever said you were below average?
Below Average Dave - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I just kinda felt that way about the recording quality, especially at first--it's improved, but the name kinda stuck so I stick with it. . .so I guess I said I was Below Average--maybe I'm just to hard on myself.
John Lomain - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I'd like to listen to this on my dvd player with my tv on the VCR/OX channel! This was funny!
PMS - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Way to think outside the b-OX, Yoidy
Yoidy - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for your support!
Agrimorfee - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment do "21st Century Lox"!
Meriadoc - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry I missed this one the other day - it's very silly, but I LOVE silly! :-)
John Jenkins - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
"Princess Graze" was my fave, but there were several other good lines.
Eric Hamell - January 01, 2022 - Report this comment
Clever, very unexpected topic.

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