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Song Parodies -> "Jen--You're Fired!"

Original Song Title:

"Light My Fire"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Jen--You're Fired!"

Parody Written by:

Jim Loftus

The Lyrics

Spoken, or rather sung, by "the Donald"--Mr. Trump, at Lincoln Center for the finals of the search for "The Apprentice #2"
There's no one left to interview,
"Apprentice 2" I have to hire
We've come down now to only two
Lincoln Center I inquire---

Tell me crowd who should I hire?
I'll poll the crowd--"who should I hire"?
One more person I must--fire!

The time to hesitate is through,
We've finally come down to the wire,
Still don't know who's gonna lose
And my hair is starting to perspire

Come on tell me who I'll hire
Come on tell me who I'll hire
Regis tell me who you'd--FIRE!!!---yeah!!!....

The time for the debate is through
I feel like I want to retire
In debt up to my big wazoo
Who wants my crumbling Trump empire?

Nevertheless Jen---YOU'RE FIRED
Nevertheless Jen---YOU'RE FIRED
Kelly Purdue you are HIRED!!!

FINAL VERSE/CHORUS(builds in intensity):
You know I wish they liked you Jen,
It was you I did desire
All you blondes I love to squire
Nevertheless Jen---YOU'RE FIRED
Nevertheless Jen---YOU'RE FIRED
Kelly Purdue you are HIRED!
Come sit next to me--YOU'RE HIRED!!
Join my New York team--YOU'RE HIRED!!!
The ratings for my show's ON FIRE!!!!!!
c2004 LoftusongsJim Loftus

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John Barry - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
This is hilarious. You're fived.
rick - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
you watch to much tv buddy

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