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Song Parodies -> "The Apprentice (You Are Fired)"

Original Song Title:

"Light My Fire"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"The Apprentice (You Are Fired)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I wear a toupee on my head
You better not get yourself fired
If you be my apprentice
Sir, you're not the one I'd hire

Get out, baby, you are fired
Get out, baby, you are fired
If you mess up, you'll get.... fired

You're unemployed, you are through
I don't think anyone will hire
Some guy who won't wear a suit
So, get out or I'll call security

Get out, baby, you are fired
Get out, baby, you are fired
You're not the one I would.... hire

You're fired!
Fired, babe!

Yeah! Get out!
Get out!

Security! yeah!

I wouldn't hire you in my life
I wouldn't even hire myself
You did your best
But you got fired

You're not my apprentice
Go back to the unemployment line
Donald Trump said you just had to
You're not the right person for the job

Two people left for my to fire
Then my apprentice will be chosen
This girl got drunk, had her fired
But this guy has potential, can't you see?

How on earth were they hired?
To be fired day by day?
The last day is coming very fast

(Ad libs)

Time to decide my apprentice
I need to find someone to hire
If you're fired, you will lose
Congratulations you are hired

Congratulations, you are hired
All the other dudes are fired
Congratulations, you are.... hired

Ready now for Season Two?
I'll find ten more people to hire
Then I will just say to them
"You are not the one I'd hire"

I'll say:

Get out, baby, you are fired
Get out, baby, you are fired
If you mess up, you'll get fired
If you mess up, you'll get fired
If you mess up, you'll get fired
If you mess up, you'll get fi-rrrrrrred!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Johnny D - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh! Now do one about Donald Trump's scary hair!
Agrimorfee - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny. 554 (for the lost rhyme in verse 2, and slightly repetitive, and what were those 3 stanzas in the middle--after "Security, yeah!"? I don't know where that comes from in the original song)
John Barry - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Show those dehired people the doors. I'd like to see more tune about Trump.

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