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Song Parodies -> "Christian Ship"

Original Song Title:

"Crystal Ship"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Christian Ship"

Parody Written by:

Violet T. Riol

The Lyrics

They hope you slip into unconsciousness
While they install dictatorship
Then get you in their angry grip
Theofascist dictatorship

They don’t want light inside your brain
Closing of minds is their domain
Here comes a theocratic reign
Your freedom wane, you’ll feel the pain

You will kiss your freedom “goodbye”
You’ll feel the heel of “righteous” guys
Deliverance from reason’s nigh
Rational tries? No, they won’t fly

Christofascists are set to kill
Our liberty, some from the Hill
Dominionism is their line
If you fight back, you won’t be fine

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Pacing: 2.5
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Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 8

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