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Song Parodies -> "Jello, I Love You"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, I Love You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Jello, I Love You"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Jello, I love you
When you swell up and spew
Jello, I love you
Let me jump in your goo

Jello, I love you
More than pink lemonade
Jello, I love you
When you're sprinkled with Raid

Inside the fridge you gel
Like a turtle in its shell
Now you're lurking on my plate
We're just like enemies of the state

Jello, I love you
When you dance on my tongue
Jello, I love you
More than elephant dung

Jello, I love you
Like a pig loves his slop
Jello, I love you
With some meatloaf on top

I eat till I explode
Like a gas station commode
I may have rickets, and a touch of mange
But my Jello thinks it's you who's strange

Window open, out I heave
Like a Jello Johnny Appleseed
Spreading Jello spores to thrive and breed
With banana chunks--receive, believe!

Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello
Who loves ya
Jello
Who loves ya baby
Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello

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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Rob Arndt - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment
For a second there I thought the title was "J-Lo, I Love You"!!! 555! Oh well, J-Lo's bubble butt is like swaying Jello ;-D
Michael Pacholek - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Jell-O again, naturally. (Don't even think about it: I wrote that one about 5 years ago.)
Rebekah Dub - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment
JELLO! hehe. =) Cute parody.
Porfle Popnecker - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments!
2Eagle - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment
H-E-L-L-O? Bill Cosby take note.
Porfle Popnecker - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment
If he sees this, I might get Jell-OWNED!
Glen S - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
More than dung, with Raid on it, huh? It's better than bad, it's good. Very funny, Porf.
Porfle Popnecker - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, I'm glad you can appreciate a folly good jello.

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