Song Parodies -> "Hey Len, I Loathe You"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, I Love You"

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Original Performer:

"Hey Len, I Loathe You"

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The Lyrics

This song is for anyone who does not like Len Goodman, the mean, grumpy, overly discriminating British judge from ABC's hit show "Dancing With the Stars". I'm sorry if I say "hell" a lot in the song, but "heck" didn't really go over well. But you could say heck, I guess.

Hey Len, I loathe you, what the hell is your game?
Hey Len, I loathe you, how did you rise to fame?
Hey Len, I loathe you, what the hell is your game?
Hey Len, I loathe you, how did you rise to fame?

He's watching the stars dances
Tears them apart when he has a chance
You think you'd be the guy
To amuse Carrie-Ann and make Bruno cry

Hey Len, I loathe you, what the hell is your game?
Hey Len, I loathe you, how did you rise to fame?
Hey Len, I loathe you, what the hell is your game?
Hey Len, I loathe you, how did you rise to fame?

He only likes to bash
Only points out when the dancers crash
His words are wicked and his rants are long
Carrie-Ann and Bruno usually think he's wrong

He hates even the best dance of the night
The stars looks on their faces are an ugly sight
Tom Bergeron always sticks up for the stars
And sometimes Bruno stands up and air-guitars

Hey Len! Hey Len! Hey Len! Hey Len! Hey Len! Hey Len!
I loathe you
You're really grumpy, yeah

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